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Whiskeyjack

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ummmm what is even more weird is the fact this kid thought he had a real friendship??? what did he think the coach of Alabama wanted to do??? maybe i am just missing the joke...idk

It's from The Onion. I'll edit the post to make that more clear.
 

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ummmm what is even more weird is the fact this kid thought he had a real friendship??? what did he think the coach of Alabama wanted to do??? maybe i am just missing the joke...idk

By a country mile! lol
 

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I was just going to say, whats even funnier is the people that don't get it...
 

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Thought Tommy and Bishop might get a kick out of this article from The Onion: High School Quarterback Starting to Suspect that Friendship with Nick Saban Founded on Ulterior Motives

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HA!!!!

Has set an OV to Ole MI$$ in the fall. Looks like Nick tipped his hand too early.
 

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Is was listed in the link itself that the article was from the The Onion. #JustSaying
 

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Texas? ND? You guys are way off. Everybody knows he's leaving for the Browns next January.
 

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Can we get the Pope to excommunicate him unless he comes world for ND?
 

Andy in Sactown

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Texas? ND? You guys are way off. Everybody knows he's leaving for the Browns next January.

Cause that couldn't be any more difficult than, say, Miami, right?

He wont be going anywhere as so long as he can get whoever, from whenever and do whatever.

#Dolphins2017amirite
 

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He's not had a buyout clause in the past. He'll be 68 by the end of the contract. Alabama state income tax for his tax bracket is 5% of adjusted gross income and he is in the 39.56 % federal income tax bracket. Tha state projects a budget shortfall of $200 million and changing state income taxes requires a constitutional amendment. So, Alabamans will see taxes raised on cigaretes, car rentals, car title fees, nursing home beds, car title fees, etc.to make up for the shortfall. But Saban is probably worth every penny to the University in terms of profit from the football program.

An illustrated guide to the recruiting visit at Nick Saban's house


Not hating or envious.
 
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