NeuteredDoomer
RIP - You are missed
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BGIF is in The House..
BGIF is in The House. ... The past two weeks I've been in the Land of Guinness and I have a Certificate as a Master Pint Pourer to prove it. I can now draw a shamrock in foam right from the tap.
Can I come to your place to watch a game or two? I spent three weeks in The Emerald Isle in October of 1989. Arrived early on a Sunday morning, rented a car, bounced off a few 2 foot granite curbs on my way to a B&B in Limerick and then had lunch at a local pub where I was introduced to Smithwicks (for those who don't know, it's pronounced Smit-icks, with a lilt – the "h" and "w" are silent) and was blown away by the sight of an elderly gentleman who could have been my Irish grandfather's twin. Same style coat, same white shirt, same glasses and same 3 day stubble. I was home!
Driving on the left wasn't nearly the problem that shifting a manual transmission with my left hand was. That and reflexively looking up and to the right to check the rear view mirror ... and smashing the bill of my cap into the window. Roundabouts got more than adrenaline pumping. My sweat glands kicked into overdrive.
I was there a week before I ordered my first Guinness – it was only available in bottles, without the "widget," in the states then and I found it heavy and bitter. I ordered a half pint to be on the safe side. It came with a shamrock imprinted in the head which was still there after 5 minutes. After one sip I called the waiter over and ordered a full pint "to help me half pint out." 'Twas nectar and mother's milk sharing a glass!
The first night there I wasn't able to sleep in spite of the jet lag. I sat in the common room watching TV by myself when much to my delight (at 2 in the morning) I happened upon a sports channel that was broadcasting the ND-USC game live! The Irish won. It was difficult to keep my mouth shut but I didn't want to wake anyone.
Welcome home, BGIF. Sounds like a good trip. Mrs. BGIF is a keeper. I'm envious. Keep it all balanced.
I heard he quit. Sucks. We gotta take some things in life with a grain of salt...
What happened??
In my opinion, the Irish lost to Michigan.
Then **** went to hell. Quick-like. Multiple bannings, strangulations, and anger binges.
The sooner he comes back the better...
In my opinion, the Irish lost to Michigan.
Then **** went to hell. Quick-like. Multiple bannings, strangulations, and anger binges.
WTF? Seriously?
BGIF: Young asian man, let me tell you of Notre Dame's admission standards...