Happy B'day Mr. McGibblets

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It's his birthday and the guy's making book.

Enjoy the day off from work McG, turnoff your computer!
 

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... Hopefully, dah and appreciates my comma usage.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me???"

If I've never skewered you on any grammar related issue, take it as a compliment.

Or a sign of laziness on my part.

Or a case of "let typos slide." [Unless they're too juicy to ignore.]

Or "I don't give a shit. I'm not a betting man and I don't give a damn."

To steal from and paraphrase Van Morrison, "You're all right, all right; all right be me."
 

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Thanks to the date he now will forever be tied to the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church...
:)

Just thought I'd share.... have a great one McG!
 

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Did anybody else see "b'day" in the title and think:

bidet1.jpg
 

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Ahhhh ...as clean and as fresh as an Irish Spring!



I recommend the Waterford Crystal model Kleenazz 104.

No joke, the first time I saw a bidet was in a hotel in Rome. I was rooming with 3 other guys. Walked into the bathroom, saw the toilet, saw the bidet, and thought "This water fountain is really low."

Thank God I figured out what it was before I got thirsty.
 

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Did anybody else see "b'day" in the title and think:

bidet1.jpg


No, it's been a widely accepted abbreviated form of birthday for a long time, even before Beyonce appropriated it for an album.

As for personal cleansing, I suspect most of us learned to wash in a shower or a tub.

Of course you silver spoon folks are accustomed to the finer things in life.
 

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No, it's been a widely accepted abbreviated form of birthday for a long time, even before Beyonce appropriated it for an album.

As for personal cleansing, I suspect most of us learned to wash in a shower or a tub.

Of course you silver spoon folks are accustomed to the finer things in life.

I always see "bday" or "b-day." But that's neither here nor there as I have to go crouch over a contraption to clean my ass. I don't wipe.

Happy birthday Mr. McGibs!
 

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Ahhhh ...as clean and as fresh as an Irish Spring!



I recommend the Waterford Crystal model Kleenazz 104.

How much money are you hiding, dshans? A Waterford Crystal asshole cleaner sounds expensive. I bet they don't sell those at Lowe's.



Okay I'll stop talking about bidets in McGibblet's Birthday thread.
 

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I always see "bday" or "b-day." But that's neither here nor there as I have to go crouch over a contraption to clean my ass. I don't wipe.

Happy birthday Mr. McGibs!





Psst, one word, "Toyo"
 

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Happy Happy Day
Birthday, Bidet, what the hell
Sappy Happy Day
 
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