Haiku on the current happening in ND football

[Ndaccountant]

Spring transfers painfull
Lynch decommits second time
Pass the whiskey please

 

[Buster Bluth]

Still have Diaco.
Diaco > Lynch.
ND football lives.

 

[ohara831]

Still have Diaco.
Diaco > Lynch.
ND football lives.

I like this one better.

 

[Old Man Mike]

Thunder all around
Lightning bolts
The Thunderers remain.

 

[phork]

What is going on?
Was that an iceberg we hit?
OMG we sink.

or

Well, there goes beast mode.
Denard will run us over
We are now fetal

or

Who is the next one?
Why no cake and eat it too?
Here comes 8 & 5.

or

Dear God, forsaken us.
ND Football forever
Lost in its own Aura.

 

[SaltyND24]

Sitting numb to pain
Vicious cycle continues
Next man in... LEGGO

 

[Rhode Irish]

We lost a player
ND football carries on
The goal has not changed

 

[dshans]

The Great Mandala
Spring breezes: wild, wet and warm
Wild flowers renew

 

[Irish Houstonian]

Another season
of The Young And The Restless
Just beat USC

 

[NDhoosier]

I like apples
oranges are great too
Hell, I love fruit

 

[notredomer23]

Aaron lynch has left
KLM and tuitt are
better ends anyway

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Mommy Lynch can Cook
Beanie Weenie's are the best
Yummy, Thanks Mom (Toot)

 

[NYMIKE6]

****
Damn
**** it

 

[phork]

Aaron lynch has left
KLM and tuitt are
better ends anyway

You, delusional.
I wish I could smoke your stuff.
Insane in membrane.

 

[SaltyND24]

You, delusional.
I wish I could smoke your stuff.
Insane in membrane.

hahaha

kool-aid drinkers sip
better than lynch child please
drink slow or die quick

 

[NDinL.A.]

You, delusional.
I wish I could smoke your stuff.
Insane in membrane.

Gotta go with Phork on this one. Lynch was a special, special talent.

(Oh yeah, Haiku thread. Sorry, if it doesn't rhyme it ain't poetry LOL)

 

[NankerPhelge]

The sky is falling!
ND's done! ND is done!
Get a grip, Sally!

 

[johnnykillz]

(There's a reason they call my part of New Mexico the 5-7-5)

Names among giants
No name greater ND
Lynch departs, soul stays.

 

[Junkhead]

That was cool huh huh
When we killed that frog huh huh
It won't croak again

 

[BobD]

A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.
Let me get the door for you.
I'm sorry did that door hit you on the way out?

 

[phork]

A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.
Let me get the door for you.
I'm sorry did that door hit you on the way out?

5-7-5 bro, come on now.

 

[NDOM]

Notre Dame football dead,
I'm so not surprised,
Has been like this a very long time!

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Roses are red-ish,
Vi-o-lets can be bluish,
screw all the pansies

or

I knew a girl named
Buffalo Bill - she won't do it
but her buffalo will

sorry, it's the best I can do.

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

Tee and Lynch are gone
At least we have Tommy
September can wait

 

[ACamp1900]

Notre Dame win please,
Hate losing; Michigan sucks
And is a whore too.