Haiku on the current happening in ND football

phork

Raining On Your Parade
Messages
9,863
Reaction score
1,019
What is going on?
Was that an iceberg we hit?
OMG we sink.

or

Well, there goes beast mode.
Denard will run us over
We are now fetal

or

Who is the next one?
Why no cake and eat it too?
Here comes 8 & 5.

or

Dear God, forsaken us.
ND Football forever
Lost in its own Aura.
 

SaltyND24

Well-known member
Messages
2,165
Reaction score
484
Sitting numb to pain
Vicious cycle continues
Next man in... LEGGO
 
H

HereComeTheIrish

Guest
Mommy Lynch can Cook
Beanie Weenie's are the best
Yummy, Thanks Mom (Toot)
 

NDinL.A.

New member
Messages
8,121
Reaction score
1,734
You, delusional.
I wish I could smoke your stuff.
Insane in membrane.

Gotta go with Phork on this one. Lynch was a special, special talent.

(Oh yeah, Haiku thread. Sorry, if it doesn't rhyme it ain't poetry LOL)
 
J

johnnykillz

Guest
(There's a reason they call my part of New Mexico the 5-7-5)

Names among giants
No name greater ND
Lynch departs, soul stays.
 

Junkhead

Community Mod
Messages
7,595
Reaction score
1,354
That was cool huh huh
When we killed that frog huh huh
It won't croak again
 

BobD

Can't get no satisfaction
Messages
7,918
Reaction score
1,034
A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.
Let me get the door for you.
I'm sorry did that door hit you on the way out?
 

NDOM

Banned
Messages
5,970
Reaction score
479
Notre Dame football dead,
I'm so not surprised,
Has been like this a very long time!
 
B

Bogtrotter07

Guest
Roses are red-ish,
Vi-o-lets can be bluish,
screw all the pansies

or

I knew a girl named
Buffalo Bill - she won't do it
but her buffalo will

sorry, it's the best I can do.
 

ACamp1900

Counting my ‘bet against ND’ winnings
Messages
48,951
Reaction score
11,235
Notre Dame win please,
Hate losing; Michigan sucks
And is a whore too.
 
Top