Saw some guy post this on an ND facebook group, from reddit.
True story about my first encounter with Louis Nix, who lived down the hall from me in Alumni Hall last year:
It was fall break and the campus was silent. Students in Alumni Hall were with their loved ones for Fall Break, but more likely were getting plastered somewhere because they're all bros. Our hall mascot is the "Dawgs." Me, well I participated in this seminar the week of Fall Break so I was gone for only three days. Since you need special permission to stay in the dorms during breaks, I wasn't expecting anyone to be in the hall when I came back Thursday morning. Everyone but football players of course, since they had a big game coming up against USC. So I come home late one night (around 1AM) after hanging out with a friend off campus. And one my way to my room I decide to use take a ****. I turn the corner and walk in, only to see a giant guy, butt naked, looking himself at the mirror. He had one leg held up by a chair (think Captain Morgan) and was flexing while grinning emphatically. Then, our eyes met through the mirror. I stood still for one second, trying to comprehend what I was seeing. I slowly backed away and continued back to my room, only to hear Louis Nix whisper quietly, "****."
And that's my first encounter with the awesome Irish Chocolate. I love the guy - funny and has a heart of gold.