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johnnykillz

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You're welcome on my thread any day of the week Dshans. I know that non-abort pill is nice. But the corporatocracy is alive and well. Though there is no magic man behind the curtain, there are many in charge of the marionettes...
 

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I think 99% of conspiracy theories are BS, they are just born out of distrust of authority figures and governments.

Conspiracy theories are born because people do not want to acceopt the truth. People do not want to believe that some nut job can up and kill President Kennedy. It has to be some deep and powerful people pulling the strings.

The right and left can agree on lots of things because most people are central anyways. Its when politics get involved that they become issues. What started out as Healthcare reform has turned into a socialist agenda to force down our thoats massive government spending using the nuclear option.
 
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I intend to do just that. It's so damn pretty! And peaceful. Reindeer romp gleefully. Tokers trip the light fantastic. Table after table is laden with In-N-Out burgers, fries from Karl's, onion rings from Sonic, chocolate shakes from Steak-N-Shake and Tiramisu from The Scarsdale Diner in NY.

Oh, and appetizers of mushrooms, hand picked from cow pastures on the grounds of FAMU in Tallahassee. Some gently sautéed in unsalted (Land O' Lakes™) butter, playfully tossed with finely diced garlic and shallots, others stuffed with a foie gras confit and gently broiled with a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil and a third choice of 'shrooms soaked one to two hours in balsamic vinegar and coated with crushed macadamia nuts.

I'll leave dessert choices to others.

In taking my leave, I'd like one red pill for the road and one blue pill for a nightcap, s'il vous plait.

¡Vaya con Dios, mi amigo!

dshans - NDOM and I will be there in a few hours. With a spread like that, the munchies won't be a problem. Just be sure not to put out any mayonaise for NDOM. He might run screaming and crying from your home.

In best Homer voice:"Mmmmmmm...foie gras confit"
 

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Conspiracy theories are born because people do not want to acceopt the truth. People do not want to believe that some nut job can up and kill President Kennedy. It has to be some deep and powerful people pulling the strings.

Gerald Posner is that you????... sure hope it was an accident you quoted a complete bompus moron almost word for word... lol... but besides that, yeah the grandiose scheme of things is what grabs people... real or otherwise...
 

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Though there is no magic man behind the curtain, there are many in charge of the marionettes...

Kinda like this?

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I thank you for your warm and gracious welcome to your thread. That I was steeped in Howdy Doody-ism as a tadpole might go a long way in explaining many, many things about me. Some more disturbing than others.
 
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johnnykillz

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Hmmmm...

And in your wise and decadent season of life, where ultimately do you stand?

I would say my greatest concern rests solely on my children and their children's futures.
 

NeuteredDoomer

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill in the first place? Why were they fetching a pale of water? Why did Jack fall, and why did Jill go tumblin after?

Why was the old woman living in a shoe with so many children she didn't know what to do?
 
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johnnykillz

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Nay, the garden conspiracy.

Was the garden swept away by the great flood, or does it flourish on earth today protected?

I believe the Christ conspiracy that I know of involves Mary Magdelene. I disregard this in totality.
 
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NeuteredDoomer

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Nah. I was talking about a paragraph I read about original sin from a book called "The Christ Conspiracy, The Greatest Story Every Sold." I know nothing about the author nor anything else about the book
 

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Gerald Posner is that you????... sure hope it was an accident you quoted a complete bompus moron almost word for word... lol... but besides that, yeah the grandiose scheme of things is what grabs people... real or otherwise...

Don't know who that is so i suppose is is a coincidence
 

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I am for healthcare reform i was referring to the obsurdity of politics. People who put there parties agenda over their country

... are you talking about one party thinking the 'fix' is forcing Americans by law to purchase policies they don't want and in many cases can't afford in a bad economy or face possible jailtime... or are you talking about one party opposing the others ideas on said 'fix' at all costs until thier agenda of less government mandates is met...? color me curious on your thoughts... if you want to keep it between us PM me???
 

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dshans - NDOM and I will be there in a few hours. With a spread like that, the munchies won't be a problem. Just be sure not to put out any mayonaise for NDOM. He might run screaming and crying from your home.

In best Homer voice:"Mmmmmmm...foie gras confit"

No problemo. I'd recommend planning the trip for late June though. It'll be warm here by then – maybe even hot. We can have cocktails in my tree top lounge. I suggest some Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac after dinner.

I'll make sure that the house is a Mayo-Free Zone. Oh, and could you and NDOM bring some leafy greens for the "salad" course?
 
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Once again, a substantial number of guests have since joined after rekindling this thread.

I expect my computer to poop on me again now.
 
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dshans

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I expect my computer to poop on me again now.

Them damn NWOers! Controllin' the interwebs weren't enough fer 'em. Now they gotta go dictatin' the BMs of individual 'puterz! I'll be sendin' ya some of them there handi-wipes to clean up the mess. And some of them sweet smellin' pine tree thingies to squarsh the odorifics.
 

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Sorry, I'm on a roll today.

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