BeauBenken's Fireside Chats

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

We Love "Shopping Around" , it is nothing personal with you I am sure, but when we do give up the "Strange" we have to pretend to be interested in things full time, instead of just every now and then

Maybe that was the problem because I didn't let him "shop". I'm so dumb sometimes I should've guessed that first. But too bad so sad.

 

[irishog77]

This romantic banter between you two has a Hallmark movie written all over it!

Irishhog77...romantic banter? I am practically old enough to be his mother!

Soooo.....maybe more of a Lifetime original movie???

 

[dshans]

Cause were dicks!

There aren't that many men who carry the badge of honor of being real D'icks.

K1ssme: don't let one bad apple spoil the whole bunch. OK, OK two or three bad apples. Scratch that. Let me try that again. There's bound to be one good apple in the bunch. Or the next bunch. Or the next bunch ...

Keep looking. Hell, one might fall from the tree and knock you for a loop as you stroll through the orchard.


Sorry for the worthless "advice." Just being silly, that's all. Please take no offense.

 

[BestBIrish47]

The truth is guys aren't all bad. Even ones that are bad now will eventually grow out of it. I always say chica, timing is everything. If I had met my Fiance 2 months before I met her, I wouldn't have appreciated how epic she is. When a man hangs up his bachelor hat and settles down, he gets an incredible backlash from every single buddy he has. And it always seems that women come out of the woodwork the minute you become committed.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

There aren't that many men who carry the badge of honor of being real D'icks.

K1ssme: don't let one bad apple spoil the whole bunch. OK, OK two or three bad apples. Scratch that. Let me try that again. There's bound to be one good apple in the bunch. Or the next bunch. Or the next bunch ...

Keep looking. Hell, one might fall from the tree and knock you for a loop as you stroll through the orchard.


Sorry for the worthless "advice." Just being silly, that's all. Please take no offense.

It just sucks because I wasnt looking this time. He kinda fell from the sky. And it was really kinda cool how we could finish each other's sentences and all the things we had in common. But then all of a sudden it was over, before it even started. I think I'm just going to start collecting cats. I'm not the type to care about your phone, emails, and facebook accounts, and I don't care if you go out with your friends and get out of my face for awhile, and those kind of girls apparently don't win. It's the crazy ones that do. haha

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Soooo.....maybe more of a Lifetime original movie???

Oh joy. I can hardly wait to hear the title suggestion. However, it's a running joke he's my Benjamin to my inner Mrs. Robinson. hahahaha look I scared him off his own thread.

 

[BeauBenken]

Oh hush. I'm just letting it all unfold before I chime back. lmao

 

[woolybug25]

Oh joy. I can hardly wait to hear the title suggestion. However, it's a running joke he's my Benjamin to my inner Mrs. Robinson. hahahaha look I scared him off his own thread.

He wasn't scared off. He just needed to... ehem... use the restroom...

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Oh hush. I'm just letting it all unfold before I chime back. lmao

Oh now you're being assertive. Better watch it, I'm very fragile right now. just kidding.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

He wasn't scared off. He just needed to... ehem... use the restroom...

Oh woolybug!

 

[BeauBenken]

He wasn't scared off. He just needed to... ehem... use the restroom...

In the words of Jules...

"**** you."

lol

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

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This may not be as funny as I think it is, but I am certainly laughing right now.

 

[BeauBenken]

That song has so many dips where you think it's over!

Made me think of this:

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[BeauBenken]

Ladies and gentlemen,

Live from the Purple Onion,

Zach Galifianakis

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[BeauBenken]

I just want to take the time to apologize to anyone I found myself forced to neg rep or call a dumbass or anything because you were being...well, a dumbass.

I stick by this team, and I hate fans who are quitters and sore losers. I feel like there is no way that any other fan base has as many cry babies and moaners.

Sometimes I just have to lay in to some people; I promise it's nothing personal though.

Sometimes I go all Jules on people...

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[BeauBenken]

Okay so I keep randomly having thoughts of beefing up some and trying to walk on to Ball State's football team. What do you guys think?

 

[BeauBenken]

Step 1. Go to google.com
Step 2. Search "do a barrel roll"
???
Profit







You can also try, "askew" and "tilt"

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

In the words of Jules...

"**** you."

lol

"What???"

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

That song has so many dips where you think it's over!

Made me think of this:

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That is by far.....one of the funniest bits I've heard in a long time. My wife and I were laughing uncontrollably. Oh man....Mega reps on the way...lmao

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Hey guys what's up?

 

[BeauBenken]

Hey guys what's up?

Where the hell have you been?!

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Where the hell have you been?!

I've been hanging around, lurking in the shadows, nursing a broken heart. I think you should beef up and go for it Beau!!

 

[Veer option]

Okay so I keep randomly having thoughts of beefing up some and trying to walk on to Ball State's football team. What do you guys think?

What position would you play, and how much do you weigh now?

 

[BeauBenken]

What position would you play, and how much do you weigh now?

I can play return game, WR, and safety the best. (I could also play running back, but I haven't played running back in pads in my life. No one ever gave me the shot.) Note though, I haven't talked to coach Lembo since the coaching clinic I was a part of. lol

I currently weigh about 160. I'm 5'8...maybe 5'9...I like saying 5'9.

I also had not lifted ever until last year.

 

[Veer option]

Your frame could support another 20-25 pounds and still keep your mobility. Twenty pounds of usable muscle is doable but you will be spending LOTS of time in the gym. Good luck!

 

[woolybug25]

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[woolybug25]

 

[johnnykillz]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

 

[BobD]

I have a fire going in the fireplace, so this thread popped up at the right time.

 

[BeauBenken]

It always surprises me when I see my thread on the frontpage and it's not because of me. lol