'18 PA QB Phil Jurkovec (Wherever I May Roam Chud)

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Kid has dug himself a whole that'll take him the rest of life to dig out of.
 

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Honestly, watching this big ass doofus lumbering around, scrambling for frustrating first downs, and doing a good job of avoiding all kinds of live fire in the pocket, only to throw a shitload of inaccurate passes… kind of reminded me of right-before-retirement Ben Roethlisberger.

Can’t throw for shit. Zero accuracy or touch. Just mobile enough to look like a lumbering jabroni that makes the occasional good play by somehow moving well despite cultivating significant mass.

I hope the ND DL figure out how to get a rush, because they’ll get to him and force a bunch of catchable balls towards the ND DB’s.
 

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1-2 6 yards 1 INT. 3 minutes left in the half

Narduzzi walking around with a massive erection right now.

His QB playing poorly in a defensive battle, meaning he can make his OC run the ball at a 90% clip, is about as erotic as it gets for that douche bag.

We’re talking about the guy that got MAD that his OC let generational Pitt QB Kenny Pickett throw the ball too much!

Most QB’s would be on the hot seat or already been yanked. Phil’s seat is probably ice cold lol
 
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