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When Dahmer was asked by the executioner what he wanted for his last meal he said, "Five guys".

Well, for starters, how about his first two plays as a true freshman? Runs the ball twice for 40 yards to get a moribund ND offense off of its own goal line. You don't think Irish fans found that exhilarating? Besides, Rasputin wasn't relating Buchner to the rest of college football. It was...

And stairs. The thing with Buchner is his college playing career so far is filled with exhilarating highs and mind-boggling lows. The bowl game was a microcosm of his entire time at ND. He could get away with some of the lows because he was young and inexperienced, and ND coaches and fans...

But it'll cost you and extra $10 for "Between the Buns".

Lion & the Cobra didn't chart as well as I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got because of "Nothing Compares 2 U" but Lion is the better album. Rasputin will employ the artes prohibitae on anyone that doesn't believe that "Troy" from Lion is her masterpiece. Her most powerful moment as a...

That, or he's still embarrassed at the way he butchered the English language in that video of him introducing Marcus Freeman as ND's coach. "So, what I'm going to do now....okay, 'cause....your brand new head football coach!" Balis is a beauty.

A few random entries to the Peak Hotness list: Liz Hurley - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Heather Graham - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot Uma Thurman - Beautiful Girls Marisa Tomei - Untamed Heart Charlize Theron - 2 Days in the Valley...

The Open Championship organizers have a terrific sense of theatre. After Brooks Koepka's comments about Patrick Cantlay's "brutally slow" play during his final round meltdown at The Masters, the Open organizers have paired Koepka and Cantlay for the first two rounds this week. Can't wait to...

Of course, remaking Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs without actually using dwarfs has already been done. The porn take on the Disney classic, 7 Into Snowy didn't use dwarfs. The actors were anything but, uh, small.

Casting Leslie Nielson in a Taken spoof would have been great fun.

Calling someone a coward on Facebook instead of to their face. Nice look.

Married in the morning. Posting on IE that evening. IE needs a "Husbands and the Stupid **** They Do" thread.

Get back to Rasputin when you've been married 136 years.

Why not put a potato that looks like Jesus on the helmet? Tie in the Irish and the Catholic in one image. Or, you know, don't offer solutions to problems that don't exist.

8 more guesses and he'll eventually be proven right.

Eew.

Not sure how Rasputin missed this earlier, but some thoughts: Family Guy: Peter Griffin - Driskell Lois - Vince Stewie - Ryan Christopher - Mike Singer Meg - IB members

Panthers are blocking ticket sales to credit cards with Canadian addresses to try and prevent a massive Leafs turnout for Games 3 and 4. Won't matter. Apparently they aren't aware of the re-sale market. Leafs Nation travels like no other.

Further, Notre Dame's 2022 offense had to run the ball to be effective because WR and QB were huge weaknesses so that meant lots of carries for Diggs and Estime. Now that there is a new OC, a confident gunslinger at QB and lots of emerging toys in the WR group, the Run/Pass split is likely to...

Bright side: Buchner entering the portal eliminates the potential for a divided locker room. This is Sam's team now. And Rasputin is here for it.