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If this were F1, it feels like Marcus Freeman (Team Principal Christian Horner) has delivered a competitive Red Bull car and Jack Swarbrick (Team Owner Red Bull) is going to let him choose between Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller as his driver. For goodness sake, you might not be able to get Max...

Not yet. He's just waiting for a disgruntled message board poster to drive him to the airport.

Ironically, not short.

Rasputin does not expect Rees to go with an air raid style offense in 2023. Adding Hartman will benefit an already excellent running game. There was 0 respect for ND's deep pass threat in 2022. That won't be the case in 2023. Stack the box to stop the run and Hartman will beat you deep...

Is McAfee the guy who was doing the Steven A. Smith impression on the pre-game panel, sitting beside Saban? If that's the guy, it looks like he suffers from Histrionic Personality Disorder. Look it up. Rasputin is not a fan.

Knowing it's happening or is likely to happen vs. condoning it are two different things. It would be very surprising if the companies or employees at the companies you are referring to are actually condoning it. As others have said better, given the liability issues that's just not likely.

Given that it's LSU, it probably was cleared through LSU's HR department before hand.

Wolverine tears. Bitter aftertaste, slightly acidic, but delicious nonetheless.

The same one the Rasputins have been playing every Christmas break for over two decades. Dust off the SNES, plug in SuperMarioWorld, and sit it in the game room until every single level, hidden, secret and otherwise, is completed. A Christmas tradition like no other.

Terry Hall, British ska legend, lead signer of The Specials and Fun Boy Three, has passed at 63 after a brief illness. Fun Fact: Hall wrote The Go-Go's classic single, "Our Lips Are Sealed" after a brief romance with Go-Go's guitarist Jane Wiedlin.

Exactly. Followed by a Hayes Fawcett "Dante's TOP 3" gif.

Huh, turns out this food thread was on the mark. Dante's dad shows that NIL is the secret ingredient in making bread.

You're the type of guy who always get suspicious. Rasputin's the type of guy who says her pudding tastes delicious. - LL Cool J, 1989

Will he be making the announcement from the Hannibal lecturn?

Your analogy is backwards. Notre Dame settled on the ugly girl for prom because the hot girl wasn't available. Now the hot girl and potentially another one are available so Notre Dame told the ugly girl she's in an open competition to be the prom date. Ugly girl knows she's got no chance...

The moms or the cowbells?

After watching today's OSU-UM game Rasputin is convinced Ryan Day's beard is basically Sharpie pen, glue and pubic hair. It's gross.

Probably Buchner.

Exactly. Did anyone think that Cade Klubnik, the #1 QB and 6th overall player from the 2022 recruiting class, looked like anything other than a scared little rabbit in his limited playing time last night? Expecting Carr to solve the 2023 QB room isn't the answer. Now, get Brennan Armstrong +...

Zygote Gronk?