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You just described Johnny Manziel.

So I've got a girlfriend [and we] went on a few dates with another chick. Legend.

Agreed. Check out the unconscious competence at the 33 second mark of that clip when he just naturally switches the ball from his right hand to his left to avoid having it stripped by the defenders. No thinking. Just doing.

Walmart has more customers than Tiffany's. Doesn't make them better.

Dude. You're one of the IE firemen. Don't run away from the fire. Run to it. Extinguish it.

Some random tidbits from Ohio State's last three regular season losses: 2021: vs. Oregon: 35-28L @ Michigan: 42-27L 2022: vs. Michigan: 45-23L 1. Ohio State lost the 3rd quarter in every game: 7-14, 0-14, 0-7. Interestingly, in their losses they gave up a quick TD on their opponent's first...

That's the smile of a guy sizing up a cornerback and about ready to lower his shoulder and put him to sleep.

Fingers crossed, he becomes the most successful Knight in Indiana sports history.

What about "Tommy Rees - Very Offensive Coordinator"?

Of the three ex-ND QBs currently struggling at schools, Phil's failure is the only one that puts a smile on Rasputin's face. There is no ill-will towards Pyne and Buchner. They tried and didn't succeed. No shame in that. Phil walked away without trying.

Rasputin gets a sense that Parker agrees that the key to victory this Saturday is a successful running game. It is no accident that he called those deep balls to Merriweather and Tyree last Saturday when ND could have just ground and pounded CM all day. That's a subtle message to OSU that if...

Given its historical significance Pinehurst was considered but the thing about it is that it really doesn't have any iconic holes. Rasputin has played it 5 times but can't really point to any holes that are memorable. Overall, it's a great golf course but it doesn't evoke instant recall like...

Is there a generally accepted Mount Rushmore of iconic world golf courses? Presumably The Old Course at St. Andrews, Pebble Beach and Augusta National are the consensus top 3, but what's the 4th? Is there a 4th? Not hardest or prettiest, but iconic. Rasputin can't think of an obvious 4th.

Two haikus and a Taylor Swift song title, all in one post. You are winning.

Pinocchio Roberts

No thanks. The last time the Russian's revolted they poisoned, shot and dumped Rasputin's body in the Malaya Nevka River. Didn't volunteer for it last time, not volunteering this time. Anyway, Rasputin is bored with politics. Rasputin spends time wisely now. Russian queens and selling glow...

Buchner is so low on the list he's behind Storm Duck twice! Somehow Duck appears twice on that list at #159 and #247. Scanning that list though...yeesh. Got "The highway's jammed with broken heros on a last chance power drive..." vibes.

She keeps finding out where you moved to though, huh?

Of course they did. Good or bad, beavers are always in front. Science.

Rasputin's Three Unwritten Rules of Lawn Cutting: 1. Never cut your grass before 9AM on a weekend. 2. When you reach the edge of your lawn don't do your turn around on your neighbor's lawn, leaving them with big unsightly, uneven cuts on their grass. 3. Don't cut your grass when your neighbor...