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He was like a bowling ball. After that sack, Rasputin was fully expecting him to say "Who do you think you are? I am."

You'd have to think if it was someone of the mindset that they could be bought off by the highest bidder they wouldn't have landed at Notre Dame in the first place. Ford, Minchey and Colzie are reasonable guesses though. An OL seems reasonable too.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with getting your Masters drink on a week early. The Masters has a fantastic collection of classic videos on Youtube to get you through this week, including full final round coverage of all the iconic Augusta moments. Rasputin queues up the full final round...

So, basically like spending a week at Buc-ee's.

Rasputin's new year's resolution was to knock off 1 classic per month. January: Great Expectations - done February: David Copperfield - done March: Anna Karenina - on pace April: not selected yet. Open to suggestions.

Hey Oklahoma. Congrats on your big move to the SEC. How's it feel to be behind Big 12 teams like Arizona, Kansas State, Kansas, Texas Tech, Iowa State, Utah and Oklahoma State in these odds? You are about to get Nebraska'ed. Hey, but at least you get to cash those big conference checks.

What if Denbrock decided to put an 11th man in this formation? Would that change your mind?

"Think of a man and take away reason and accountability." - Melvin Udall

Tommy will be fine. He ain't got no distractions. Can't hear no buzzers and bells. Don't see no lights a-flashin', plays by sense of smell. Always gets a replay. Never seen him fall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure schemes a mean football.

His stint with the Dolphins was the bitter intermezzo.

Expectations vs. Reality Final AP Poll Top 12 finishes in the last 10 seasons (2013 to 2022) by school: 10 of 10 (100%) Alabama Ohio State 8 Georgia Oklahoma 7 Clemson 6 Notre Dame 4 FSU Michigan Michigan State Penn State TCU 3 Oregon Stanford UCF Wisconsin 2 Auburn Baylor Cincinnati...

Lewis & Clark at NB is unchartered territory.

Aren't all interceptions caught?

Dave Clawson = Kanye West Sam Hartman = Kim Kardashian Notre Dame = Pete Davidson Get over it, Ye.

Way off topic but gotta say, "Comically Diluted" would be a great, unintended username. Right up there with "Captain Obviuos".

If true, this sign stealing scandal could be the proverbial meteor impact everyone cheers for when Ohio State and Michigan play every year.

Guaranteed there is a Connor Stalions official UofM expense report with these glasses listed as reimbursable and the receipt stapled to it. Along with the receipt for one Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pump. "It's not mine, baby, yeah"

NCAA installs Tyrone Willingham as Michigan Head Coach with a 10 year, No-Fire Contract. Willingham skips press conference announcing his hire. Goes golfing.

That's a whole lot of Michigan Mansplaining.

You know, any old fool can say "_____ is not a title contender this year" and by season's end look intelligent. Insert any of the 128 FBS school names in the blank and you're guaranteed to be right over 99% of the time. Doesn't make you smart. Math.