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    '23 KS RB Dylan Edwards (Colorado Verbal)

    Breaking ankles like he's Kathy Bates in Misery.
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    UNC Postgame

    Yesterday's game as described through a football porn vignette. Rees struggles to undo NC's bra strap. Irish Envy: "Dammit Tommy, quit the foreplay, just PIINCB!" Tommy: "Ok" Irish Envy: chef's kiss
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    Brian Kelly to LSU, per report

    Tommy Rees = Sir Thomas the Doubted
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    Brian Kelly to LSU, per report

    History has shown that when the head football coach at Notre Dame throws his heart and soul into the job, there are tremendous results but it also takes a significant toll. Look at Leahy, Ara and Lou. They understood and embraced the importance of the role, and at great personal sacrifice made...
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    '23 MO RB Jeremiyah Love (Notre Dame Signee)

    Excellent use of the verb "brining". Appropriate and excellent salty talk.
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    Everything Soccer

    You are right. The depth of quality teams in the EPL means EPL squads can have anywhere from 12-18 really tough league games a season. Added to that is greater importance placed on the FA Cup within the English squads compared to other leagues' domestic cups, so another 2-3 tough cup games for...
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    Wooden Spoon

    The literal translation of "wooden spoon" in the Hungarian language is "fakanal". Go look it up. The pronunciation is as bad as your mind can imagine. You learned very quickly never to misbehave when visiting a traditional Hungarian family because you understood punishment was by fakanal.
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    Sept 3 | Ohio State

    Just putting these facts here without commentary. Ohio State's Out of Conference record against ranked teams (and 1 unranked Power 5 team) over the last 10 Septembers. Noted are rankings at the time of the game, not end of season. 2021: Oregon(#12) 35 - OSU(#4) 28 @ OSU 2020: COVID 2019: None...
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    Sept 3 | Ohio State

    Wear your best Notre Dame gear, from head to toe. Make your ringtone the ND fight song. Have your friends keep calling you during the speeches and then pretend to struggle to get your phone out of your pocket so the fight song plays for an uncomfortably long time with each call. You'll ruin...
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    '23 FL DE Keon Keeley (Prodigal Son)

    More Britney, less...uh...everything. Please.
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    '23 MD DE Jason Moore (Ohio State Verbal)

    Isn't that him standing in front of Moore?
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    NHL Thread

    So great to see the Avs defeat Tampa Bay. Not sure what happened to the Lightning but they went from being a feel good story over the last two years to portraying themselves as a bunch of whiny, entitled sore losers. Every single penalty, icing, stoppage in play they were crowding the refs and...
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    Travel

    Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears - Sunday December 4th 1PM
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    ‘24 GA LB Sammy Brown (Clemson Verbal)

    Give him Drew Pyne's Blue/Gold game jersey and call him The Boz.
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    '23 CA WR Rico Flores (UCLA Transfer)

    Old Russian saying. A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move a hooker's body.
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    '23 MI QB Dante Moore (Greek Spaghetti Transfer)

    Don't know if anyone would, including ND. ND may have been patiently all-in on Dante but by accepting the CJ Carr commitment, it feels like ND has delivered the message that ND > Dante. The realization of that message may be what's "shaken" him, as Whiskey has posted elsewhere in this thread.
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    '23 MI QB Dante Moore (Greek Spaghetti Transfer)

    It feels like Dante (or his camp) thought he was the big boss #1 domino and everything was static, waiting for his move. All of sudden there are these other dominos falling and he may not be as in charge of the process as he thought he was.
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    '24 MI QB CJ Carr (Notre Dame Signee)

    Deleted...can't get video to embed.
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    '23 MI QB Dante Moore (Greek Spaghetti Transfer)

    If Notre Dame signs Moore and Carr, Governor Whitmer might as well just rename her state North Indiana.
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