2026 Watch Party: Week 1

NDPhilly · Tuesday at 12:18 AM

FSU has the worst DBs in D1

Crazy Balki · Tuesday at 12:20 AM

This is beyond awful football.

Huntr · Tuesday at 12:30 AM

He almost shanked that lul

Dale · Tuesday at 12:31 AM

power about to go out = unlimited Hail Mary glitch

NumbersGuy0520 · Tuesday at 12:32 AM

Would be an absolute riot if something key happens with like 0-1s left.

Crazy Balki · Tuesday at 12:34 AM

SMU has tripped over their dicks all game. Let's see if they have one more dick trip in them.

KPENN · Tuesday at 12:35 AM

Did he just say pitchy pitchy woo woo?

Crazy Balki · Tuesday at 12:36 AM

Wow, back to back bad plays. Just awful football.

Bad throw followed by bad drop.

Huntr · Tuesday at 12:39 AM

Noles are boned.

Off week, then Bama, Central Arkansas, then something like UVA, Louisville, and Miami.

Staring at 2-5 by the off week before Clemson.

Yikes

NDPhilly · Tuesday at 12:54 AM

Despite the defense, I think FSU wins that game if Colton Joseph is the QB like they wanted. Ashton Daniels is just absolutely awful.

Crazy Balki · Tuesday at 3:16 AM

Dale said:
“site assigned optimist”

Fair, but I wouldn't be saying that if I didn't see SMU do the same thing last year.

Look like turbo ass against the likes of Baylor and Wake Forest, only to beat Miami.

KMac151993 · Tuesday at 8:59 AM

If SMU doesn't trip on their own dicks they win that game by 40. To roll up that many yards and that few points is unreal.

zelezo vlk · Tuesday at 9:47 AM

FSU is horrible lol Mike Norvell is doing so awful in Tallahassee

IrishLax · Tuesday at 9:57 AM

zelezo vlk · Tuesday at 10:04 AM

Lemme see if I can find the clip of #3 on FSU fooling around before they give up the 30 yard pass that iced the game

jerseyborn1971 · Tuesday at 10:06 AM

Does Norvell make it to the halfway point of the season? I am still shocked that people are begging FSU to hire Deion Sanders.

zelezo vlk · Tuesday at 10:13 AM

I’m only finding the TikTok right now but it’s still hilarious. Guy thinks he’s Myles Garrett

jerseyborn1971 · Tuesday at 10:15 AM

Off season wrestler vs off season basketball player.

Dale · Tuesday at 10:31 AM

Doing this against a heavy RPO team is crazy work. I remember the play he just tossed out a bubble screen 😂

zelezo vlk · Tuesday at 10:39 AM

Only 1 impacted customer but boy oh boy what a customer

Huntr · Tuesday at 11:33 AM

From @statsowar

Troy won, btw

NDPhilly · Tuesday at 12:03 PM

Updated DokterEntropy Rankings: ND still #1

http://www.dokterentropy.com/currat.txt

Miami: 6
BYU: 18
SMU: 27
Wisconsin: 46

NorthDakota · Tuesday at 12:14 PM

jerseyborn1971 said:
Does Norvell make it to the halfway point of the season? I am still shocked that people are begging FSU to hire Deion Sanders.

You should never be shocked when desperate people beg for an old star to come home and save the day. It's a comfort thing.

He made Colorado "relevant" again. "Think what he could do with the resources here! This is Florida State!"

MeanGreenBeans · Tuesday at 12:19 PM

NorthDakota said:
You should never be shocked when desperate people beg for an old star to come home and save the day. It's a comfort thing.

He made Colorado "relevant" again. "Think what he could do with the resources here! This is Florida State!"

Allegedly FSU has no resources.

NorthDakota · Tuesday at 12:28 PM

MeanGreenBeans said:
Allegedly FSU has no resources.

I've been hearing this for a decade too.

When i say resources I mean in the pie in the sky intangibles that the fans can clutch onto. I dont think its difficult for a 55 year old FSU fan to convince himself that Deion Sanders could restore FSU via recruiting, renewed fan/donor engagement, teaching kids to play the FSU way, etc.

Jiggafini19Deux · Tuesday at 2:15 PM

31 FBS teams scored 50+ points this past weekend. Some big records for openers and such were broken as well. Four teams scored 70+ and Louisiana Tech scored 80.

September scheduling is a joke. Tell the "join a conference" crowd.

notredomer23 · Tuesday at 2:27 PM

stpeteirish · Tuesday at 5:10 PM

NorthDakota said:
I've been hearing this for a decade too.

When i say resources I mean in the pie in the sky intangibles that the fans can clutch onto. I dont think its difficult for a 55 year old FSU fan to convince himself that Deion Sanders could restore FSU via recruiting, renewed fan/donor engagement, teaching kids to play the FSU way, etc.

If they had the money they would have bought out Novell last year.

Jiggafini19Deux · Tuesday at 5:23 PM

jerseyborn1971 said:
Does Norvell make it to the halfway point of the season? I am still shocked that people are begging FSU to hire Deion Sanders.

If Norvell is fired on Dec. 1, 2026, he would be owed $46.7 million, according to the terms of his contract, which was obtained by USA TODAY Sports.

I really don't feel sorry for anyone in this situation. The guy turns 45 next month and would likely land, at worst, an OC job somewhere for more a couple million a year.

They would have to line up his replacement through back channels prior to getting rid of him. Make sure you know you'll get the next guy you want. It would all be incredibly expensive, which is the bed they ultimately made for themselves.

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