My story on what happened after the game against UM

[rikkitikki08]

Ok ill give you guys and honest assessment of how my night went after the game last night.

When michigan scored that touchdown with 2 seconds left me and my brother began to drink jack daniels like it was our job, as i quickly became more intoxicated my girlfriend as well as my brothers girlfriend arrived at our house they could tell we were pretty down. They came over simply for support ( they know not to come to our house during ND games). What began next is where i start to lose a bit of memory due to large amount of JD in my system but ill attempt to tell it to the best of my memory. Next thing you know im on the second floor of my house ripping my notre dame flag off the wall and wrapping it around my body ( no idea why i did this). Well as i begin to walk down my stairs i slip and break one of my toes haha. Well when im walking down stairs to tell everyone to get me something to fix my toe with i noticed a white smog type substance coming from my kitchen as i walk closer i noticed my girlfriend was holding our kitchen fire extinguisher spraying towards the oven. My brother and myself had left a pizza in the oven for roughly 45 minutes before something caught fire on it. All the while my brother is passed out of the floor in nothing but his ND jersey and his girlfriend is asleep on the couch roughly 10 minutes later the fire department is at our house. To make a long story short i woke up this morning on the floor of my bedroom with one a giant hole in my ND jersey and my ND flag laying over me for a blanket and only one of my legs in my jeans. We have to get a new oven, and our house still smelled like exxtinguisher spray and to top it all off my toe hurts like crazy. Apparently one of the firefighters noticed me in my drunken state and noticed my ND gear and said to my girlfriend who told me what he said today because at that point i dont remember anything " Notre Dame fans huh? Yeah i can understand how all this might have happened"

This is what ND did to me

 

[rtrn2glory]

wow...wow...that's all i can say...you had an even worse not than i did. i thought cleaning up broken glass in my kitchen til 2 was bad and still stepping in it this morning.

 

[UPMich_NDfan]

Lol classic, especially the firemans understanding!

 

[rikkitikki08]

wow...wow...that's all i can say...you had an even worse not than i did. i thought cleaning up broken glass in my kitchen til 2 was bad and still stepping in it this morning.

Ha yeah i can laugh about it now, thank god nothing worse happened. My love of ND took over last night thats for sure

 

[rtrn2glory]

i really need to control my emotions better...i'm not proud of my actions last night at all, but i'm not sorry yet either.

 

[rikkitikki08]

i really need to control my emotions better...i'm not proud of my actions last night at all, but i'm not sorry yet either.

To say im not proud of the tornado of destruction that went through my house last night would be an understatment lol

 

[Irish4Life09]

Wow...nice story.
I'm really glad I didn't do anything stupid last night.I was close.
I so wanted to rip my Brady Quinn jersey off and set in on fire...I have never been that mad as I was last night, the BushPush was nothing compared to last night.

 

[pkt77242]

Ok ill give you guys and honest assessment of how my night went after the game last night.

When michigan scored that touchdown with 2 seconds left me and my brother began to drink jack daniels like it was our job, as i quickly became more intoxicated my girlfriend as well as my brothers girlfriend arrived at our house they could tell we were pretty down. They came over simply for support ( they know not to come to our house during ND games). What began next is where i start to lose a bit of memory due to large amount of JD in my system but ill attempt to tell it to the best of my memory. Next thing you know im on the second floor of my house ripping my notre dame flag off the wall and wrapping it around my body ( no idea why i did this). Well as i begin to walk down my stairs i slip and break one of my toes haha. Well when im walking down stairs to tell everyone to get me something to fix my toe with i noticed a white smog type substance coming from my kitchen as i walk closer i noticed my girlfriend was holding our kitchen fire extinguisher spraying towards the oven. My brother and myself had left a pizza in the oven for roughly 45 minutes before something caught fire on it. All the while my brother is passed out of the floor in nothing but his ND jersey and his girlfriend is asleep on the couch roughly 10 minutes later the fire department is at our house. To make a long story short i woke up this morning on the floor of my bedroom with one a giant hole in my ND jersey and my ND flag laying over me for a blanket and only one of my legs in my jeans. We have to get a new oven, and our house still smelled like exxtinguisher spray and to top it all off my toe hurts like crazy. Apparently one of the firefighters noticed me in my drunken state and noticed my ND gear and said to my girlfriend who told me what he said today because at that point i dont remember anything " Notre Dame fans huh? Yeah i can understand how all this might have happened"

This is what ND did to me

 

[Buster Bluth]

My former roommate and his wife came over for to my apartment to watch this game. All of my roommates are Notre Dame fans. She's doesn't give a **** about sports or football in general. She doesn't mention a word about the game, instead just talking to her husband and us about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Suddenly, as the inevitable slow death also called the fourth quarter begins she starts to cheer...for Michigan. At first I'm like "okay, whatever, Notre Dame will shut her up for me." Well, we all know what happened. Denard rushes for 12? "OH YES!!! WOW!! GO Go!!" and I'm like "what the **** are you doing in my apartment right now?"

So she catches my death stare and she simply says to her husband, "haha Buster is giving me a death stare, he cares way too much." She starts clapping and yelling for every little thing Michigan does. Not even if it's done well or even a smart play.

So Riddick scores and I'm screaming, well, we ALL are. Except her, of course.

Michigan scores to win it and she starts yelling and jumping and screaming like she just won the lotto. The rest of us are silent. Now, I'm a bit of a gentleman and wouldn't dare get into a fight with a woman--let alone of my friend's wife.--but it was easily the rudest thing anyone has ever done to me. In my own god damn apartment. I just snagged my computer and went to my room and yelled at you clowns on here.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

My former roommate and his wife came over for to my apartment to watch this game. All of my roommates are Notre Dame fans. She's doesn't give a **** about sports or football in general. She doesn't mention a word about the game, instead just talking to her husband and us about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Suddenly, as the inevitable slow death also called the fourth quarter begins she starts to cheer...for Michigan. At first I'm like "okay, whatever, Notre Dame will shut her up for me." Well, we all know what happened. Denard rushes for 12? "OH YES!!! WOW!! GO Go!!" and I'm like "what the **** are you doing in my apartment right now?"

So she catches my death stare and she simply says to her husband, "haha Buster is giving me a death stare, he cares way too much." She starts clapping and yelling for every little thing Michigan does. Not even if it's done well or even a smart play.

So Riddick scores and I'm screaming, well, we ALL are. Except her, of course.

Michigan scores to win it and she starts yelling and jumping and screaming like she just won the lotto. The rest of us are silent. Now, I'm a bit of a gentleman and wouldn't dare get into a fight with a woman--let alone of my friend's wife.--but it was easily the rudest thing anyone has ever done to me. In my own god damn apartment. I just snagged my computer and went to my room and yelled at you clowns on here.

You should have bought a house and locked her in the basement. Just sayin'...

 

[ulukinatme]

My former roommate and his wife came over for to my apartment to watch this game. All of my roommates are Notre Dame fans. She's doesn't give a **** about sports or football in general. She doesn't mention a word about the game, instead just talking to her husband and us about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Suddenly, as the inevitable slow death also called the fourth quarter begins she starts to cheer...for Michigan. At first I'm like "okay, whatever, Notre Dame will shut her up for me." Well, we all know what happened. Denard rushes for 12? "OH YES!!! WOW!! GO Go!!" and I'm like "what the **** are you doing in my apartment right now?"

So she catches my death stare and she simply says to her husband, "haha Buster is giving me a death stare, he cares way too much." She starts clapping and yelling for every little thing Michigan does. Not even if it's done well or even a smart play.

So Riddick scores and I'm screaming, well, we ALL are. Except her, of course.

Michigan scores to win it and she starts yelling and jumping and screaming like she just won the lotto. The rest of us are silent. Now, I'm a bit of a gentleman and wouldn't dare get into a fight with a woman--let alone of my friend's wife.--but it was easily the rudest thing anyone has ever done to me. In my own god damn apartment. I just snagged my computer and went to my room and yelled at you clowns on here.

I woulda kicked her out of the apartment, don't care if she's your friend's wife. I woulda done the same to my wife if she started cheering Michigan like that, fortunately shes smarter than that

 

[BeauBenken]

Oh dear, what did rtrn2glory do to get banned.

And actually on subject, that is a crazy freaking night. Where was the hole on your jersey?

 

[AdmiralBackhand]

My former roommate and his wife came over for to my apartment to watch this game. All of my roommates are Notre Dame fans. She's doesn't give a **** about sports or football in general. She doesn't mention a word about the game, instead just talking to her husband and us about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Suddenly, as the inevitable slow death also called the fourth quarter begins she starts to cheer...for Michigan. At first I'm like "okay, whatever, Notre Dame will shut her up for me." Well, we all know what happened. Denard rushes for 12? "OH YES!!! WOW!! GO Go!!" and I'm like "what the **** are you doing in my apartment right now?"

So she catches my death stare and she simply says to her husband, "haha Buster is giving me a death stare, he cares way too much." She starts clapping and yelling for every little thing Michigan does. Not even if it's done well or even a smart play.

So Riddick scores and I'm screaming, well, we ALL are. Except her, of course.

Michigan scores to win it and she starts yelling and jumping and screaming like she just won the lotto. The rest of us are silent. Now, I'm a bit of a gentleman and wouldn't dare get into a fight with a woman--let alone of my friend's wife.--but it was easily the rudest thing anyone has ever done to me. In my own god damn apartment. I just snagged my computer and went to my room and yelled at you clowns on here.

All I can say is that I must be insane. I would not have handled it like this, man. Kudos.

 

[BeauBenken]

My former roommate and his wife came over for to my apartment to watch this game. All of my roommates are Notre Dame fans. She's doesn't give a **** about sports or football in general. She doesn't mention a word about the game, instead just talking to her husband and us about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Suddenly, as the inevitable slow death also called the fourth quarter begins she starts to cheer...for Michigan. At first I'm like "okay, whatever, Notre Dame will shut her up for me." Well, we all know what happened. Denard rushes for 12? "OH YES!!! WOW!! GO Go!!" and I'm like "what the **** are you doing in my apartment right now?"

So she catches my death stare and she simply says to her husband, "haha Buster is giving me a death stare, he cares way too much." She starts clapping and yelling for every little thing Michigan does. Not even if it's done well or even a smart play.

So Riddick scores and I'm screaming, well, we ALL are. Except her, of course.

Michigan scores to win it and she starts yelling and jumping and screaming like she just won the lotto. The rest of us are silent. Now, I'm a bit of a gentleman and wouldn't dare get into a fight with a woman--let alone of my friend's wife.--but it was easily the rudest thing anyone has ever done to me. In my own god damn apartment. I just snagged my computer and went to my room and yelled at you clowns on here.

Hey, at least that's better than being surrounded by a houseful UM supporters and being one of two ND fans.

 

[Buster Bluth]

You should have bought a house and locked her in the basement. Just sayin'...

Is this is Joseph Fritzl reference?

I woulda kicked her out of the apartment, don't care if she's your friend's wife. I woulda done the same to my wife if she started cheering Michigan like that, fortunately shes smarter than that

haha funny thing is she got a 3.95 in neuroscience at Oberlin College. She could walk into the grad program at Harvard tomorrow if she wanted.

....but she did think that the sign language translators for the national anthem were "interpretive dancers." Blondes never cease to amaze me.

 

[Buster Bluth]

" Notre Dame fans huh? Yeah i can understand how all this might have happened"

This is classic.

You should send Brian Kelly a bill for your oven and Jersey.

 

[rikkitikki08]

This is classic.

You should send Brian Kelly a bill for your oven and Jersey.

Ha im not really sure how the hole got in my jersey but yeah maybe ill do that

 

[rikkitikki08]

Oh dear, what did rtrn2glory do to get banned.

And actually on subject, that is a crazy freaking night. Where was the hole on your jersey?

I was wondering the same thing about rtrn2glory....and the hole is right above the 9 on the jersey. It was an authentic i bought about a month ago lol

 

[IrishandColts]

Thanks for the laugh! Needed that

 

[anarin]

hahaha! The fireman part really made the story.

 

[arndtjc]

I had to go outside and walk, so I walked about a mile and turned around and walked back to my house. Had I not, I would have broke my flat screen, put many holes in the wall, and probably drank myself to sleep.

Had I been old enough and discovered alcohol before the U$C game in '05, I would probably be in jail still to this day.

 

[DCirishfan]

I stared at a blank tv screen for an hour muttering..WHY WH Y WHY WHY

 

[rikkitikki08]

Thats why i posted it guys, we need some comedy to bring down the mood here. Sadly this story is 100 percent true lol Atleast what i remember

 

[Whiskeyjack]

She starts clapping and yelling for every little thing Michigan does. Not even if it's done well or even a smart play.

Is Buster Bluth gonna have to choke a bitch?

 

[Veer option]

What do you tell a Michigan fan with two black eyes?













Nothing they've already been told twice.

 

[rikkitikki08]

What do you tell a Michigan fan with two black eyes?













Nothing they've already been told twice.

HAHa nice, honestly if a michigan fan would have been at my house jail might have been in my short term plans

 

[jmurphy75]

Now that's funny! Thanks brother I needed a good laugh!