General team info

[Dale]

I guess if you spent hours a day here that is true
I have a life outside of here
I check in a few times a day to see if anything is interesting
I do not live here or on any forum; probably visit ten of them a day

We all collectively moved past this nugget too fast

 

[greyhammer90]

Are you too busy buying wooden spoons, investing in timeshares, or dealing with 4 houses (one of which is on a cul de sac)?

Mods need to follow Koon's Razor here:

If a poster is so annoying that they are commonly suspected to be Koon, it means one of two things:

1) The poster is Koon, and should therefore be banned.

2) The poster posts in a manner that is indistinguishable from Koon, and should therefore be banned.

 

[Dale]

Mods need to follow Koon's Razor here:

If a poster is so annoying that they are commonly suspected to be Koon, it means one of two things:

1) The poster is Koon, and should therefore be banned.

2) The poster posts in a manner that is indistinguishable from Koon, and should therefore be banned.

He’s not Koon as Koon is a daily poster here on another handle.

Also no evaluations of bod squad that I’ve seen

 

[greyhammer90]

He’s not Koon as Koon is a daily poster here on another handle.

Also no evaluations of bod squad that I’ve seen

If he's not Koon, see Scenario No. 2 of Koon's Razor on what to do next.

 

[zelezo vlk]

If he's not Koon, see Scenario No. 2 of Koon's Razor on what to do next.

Koon's Razor or Koon's Fork (a la Morton's Fork). Maybe we could also call it Koon's Spoon as a nod to the wooden spoon incident

 

[greyhammer90]

Koon's Razor or Koon's Fork (a la Morton's Fork). Maybe we could also call it Koon's Spoon as a nod to the wooden spoon incident

 

[Ian77]

Okay, Karen. 👌

So, is it "Okay, Karen. 👌" or "Okay, Karen. 👌"?

I'm relatively new here and I need to know the style guide.

Edit: Cool, the hand emoji even italicizes. Really conveys the sarcasm! 😁

 

[irishnd31]

 

[burmafrd1944]

I love how much I make the 'sensitive types' gnash their teeth

 

[Irish du Nord]

He’s not Koon as Koon is a daily poster here on another handle.

Also no evaluations of bod squad that I’ve seen

Spill the beans, you tease.

 

[ColoradoIrish]

I love how much I make the 'sensitive types' gnash their teeth

Sarc?

 

[AlaskanIrish]

Koon's Razor or Koon's Fork (a la Morton's Fork). Maybe we could also call it Koon's Spoon as a nod to the wooden spoon incident

Or perhaps Koon’s Kave (à la Plato’s Cave), to which this jackass shall be banished, forever bound to gawk at the shadows of shirtless teenage bodybuilders.

 

[Dale]

I love how much I make the 'sensitive types' gnash their teeth

 

[Dale]

Spill the beans, you tease.

He’s had ample chances to come out of the closest

 

[Irish du Nord]

He’s had ample chances to come out of the closest

Yes and in addition to that he can also reveal which profile he’s been using

 

[burmafrd1944]

And by the way I am not being sarcastic

take your little private club rules and stick them sideways

 

[SeekNDestroy]

And by the way I am not being sarcastic

take your little private club rules and stick them sideways

 

[IAIrish]

We needed this to make it through this offseason

sarc?

 

[Dale]

And by the way I am not being sarcastic

take your little private club rules and stick them sideways

(not sarc)

 

[NDinNYC]

If you italicize (sarc), does that mean 1) it’s double extra sarcastic, 2) you’re being sarcastic about it being sarcastic, and therefore it’s not sarcastic, or 3) it’s double secret sarcastic? Apologies, I just discovered the internet super highway yesterday, and have no idea how any of this works.

 

[ab2cmiller]

And by the way I am not being sarcastic

take your little private club rules and stick them sideways

💄

If you only knew what this means. All of us insiders know though.

 

[irishnd31]

And by the way I am not being sarcastic

take your little private club rules and stick them sideways

 

[irishnd31]

Unfortunately, private club members have a rule that anything inserted, albeit sideways or otherwise, is strictly private.
You understand don’t you muffin?

 

[ulukinatme]

Koon's Razor or Koon's Fork (a la Morton's Fork). Maybe we could also call it Koon's Spoon as a nod to the wooden spoon incident

Absolutely "Koon's Spoon." Put it in the IE Lexicon now for all time.

 

[ulukinatme]

Glad to see his hamstring injury didn’t impact all of his performances.

This explains what caused the leg issues last season!

 

[Irish#1]

He’s a plant to pass the time until the next commit.

 

[KPENN]

#2 in Blue Chip Ratio for 2026. 81%

https://www.puntandrally.com/talent.php?view=bcr&whichyear=2026

 

[Dale]

That punt and rally is pretty dope site. I haven’t played around with it enough to know if it’s as accurate as it looks but it’s got a bunch of info

 

[hungryhippo]

That punt and rally is pretty dope site. I haven’t played around with it enough to know if it’s as accurate as it looks but it’s got a bunch of info

Looks very much like a scrape the team sites, dump it into Claude situation.

Lots of info, AI-conclusions.

 

[NDPhilly]

Do they use the transfer rankings for transfers or just the recruit rankings across the board? Obviously matters a lot today.