'25 NJ WR Elijah Burress (Notre Dame Signee)

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This is fucking hilarious. He's anywhere from 24th to 124th at his position among this year's national senior class of HS WR.

Maybe 23 guys better than him, maybe 123. Who knows. Let's charge people $100+ a year for this shit, call it "premium" and they'll slurp it down as gospel.

It's genius.
We'll see when the dust settles, and after a season where he was "finally" at least a 1B option instead of the 3rd or 4th option on the team where he ranks. He should be a Top 250 Nationally and Top 20 at the position guy, the question should be how is that NDs "best" recruit at the position.
 

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Forget the rankings, every highlight video I saw of young Mr. Burress was of him scoring TD's. Seemed to make big plays through the post-season too. Give me a clutch WR with NFL genes any day of the week! I think he is going to surprise a lot of people and get on the field early at ND!
 

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@NDFAN2008:

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2008s bet is crazily not dead due to Greathouse and Gilbert’s injuries. 2 productive garbage games could hit, but I think KK Smith does him in
 

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2008s bet is crazily not dead due to Greathouse and Gilbert’s injuries. 2 productive garbage games could hit, but I think KK Smith does him in
You're smoking the purest form of meth. Heisenberg shit if you think that true freshman Elijah Burress will pass Jaden Greathouse. There is no rational basis whatsoever to make this claim. Not in their recruiting rankings. Not in their spring or fall camp performances. Nothing to suggest that he could pass Greathouse at any point.

Let's do a wager - if Burress finishes within the top 4 in either receptions or receiving yards mods can IP ban me, if he doesn't same penalty for you. Hell, I'll do you one better, if Burress finishes as #5 in either category 3 month ban for me.

Agree?




Bitcoin, I will give him 100,000 bitcoins.
If they did go with top 4, I'd say it's dead in the water. No way he surpasses the three WRs and TE in the top 4. If it's top 5... Burress could, but still. He'll need to see the field
 

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If they did go with top 4, I'd say it's dead in the water. No way he surpasses the three WRs and TE in the top 4. If it's top 5... Burress could, but still. He'll need to see the field
I think it was top 5. I was under the assumption that RB/TE's were included but I think I was wrong and it was just TE's? Either way I don't think he jumps KK/Saldate.
 

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If they did go with top 4, I'd say it's dead in the water. No way he surpasses the three WRs and TE in the top 4. If it's top 5... Burress could, but still. He'll need to see the field

I think it was top 5. I was under the assumption that RB/TE's were included but I think I was wrong and it was just TE's? Either way I don't think he jumps KK/Saldate.

I thought it was Top 4 WRs. lol.
 

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I thought it was Top 4 WRs. lol.

Top 5, TE included RB's not. Also included postseason.

I can't remember if it had made specific mention to postseason. I'll trust @ab2cmiller as he has the best memory of this and I will accept his determination and if not him then Lax as he "noted" it.

Either way, Flanagan and Flanigan are going to be nice garbage time additions once the blowouts are in full swing. Let's not forget that Denbrock and Co. may want to give Kenny some good game tape for his next school and get Cam Williams some deep shots with Gilbert out.

I'll release you from the bet now and make it just a two month ban. You have 24 hours to accept.
 

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I can't remember if it had made specific mention to postseason. I'll trust @ab2cmiller as he has the best memory of this and I will accept his determination and if not him then Lax as he "noted" it.

Either way, Flanagan and Flanigan are going to be nice garbage time additions once the blowouts are in full swing. Let's not forget that Denbrock and Co. may want to give Kenny some good game tape for his next school and get Cam Williams some deep shots with Gilbert out.

I'll release you from the bet now and make it just a two month ban. You have 24 hours to accept.
I searched for the post history for the original "bet" last time it was brought up, although I can't recall exactly where that was posted. I do remember that it didn't include running backs. I think 08's post above is accurate - Top 5 including TE's but not including RB's
 

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I can't remember if it had made specific mention to postseason. I'll trust @ab2cmiller as he has the best memory of this and I will accept his determination and if not him then Lax as he "noted" it.

Either way, Flanagan and Flanigan are going to be nice garbage time additions once the blowouts are in full swing. Let's not forget that Denbrock and Co. may want to give Kenny some good game tape for his next school and get Cam Williams some deep shots with Gilbert out.

I'll release you from the bet now and make it just a two month ban. You have 24 hours to accept.
2 month ban starting after season?
 

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No, absolutely not. 3 month if you wait, 2 months if you start now.
How about a one week ban, but we tack on another week each time he mentions any of the following:

Suggests someone should be moved to a different position
Suggests someone could play both ways
Suggests that an incoming recruit will definitely play as a Freshman
Any reference to the DT position in any manner.
 

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How about a one week ban, but we tack on another week each time he mentions any of the following:

Suggests someone should be moved to a different position
Suggests someone could play both ways
Suggests that an incoming recruit will definitely play as a Freshman
Any reference to the DT position in any manner.
If retroactive, wouldn’t this amount to a perma-ban?
 
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