With Saban retiring, this past weekend my wife reminded me of something Saban-related I'd said to her years ago. She was giving me some grief and asked me how much I loved her. I told her that if Adriana Lima showed up in a Ferrari 488 GTB with a '59 Les Paul in the trunk and Nick Saban in the passenger seat holding lifetime 50 yard line Bama season tickets and she said to me, "Ooh la la Beeeshop, if you leef your wife and come with me, you can haf thees Ferrari, the Les Paul, the teekets, half my $80 million dollars, and you can haf ME!" I'd tell her no, but I'd be standing on the front deck as they drove away, crying and calling out, "I... sniff, sniff, I... I love you Nick! Call me!"