Nominations accepted for dumbass of the year (Mark May Award)

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stonebreakerwasgod said:
Kaplan, you're gonna gonna get hit by people trying to thief your vbucks.

For a paltry 10 million initally, and for only 1 million per week....I can GUARANTEE that your money will be secure.
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Sounds like someone is trying to be a V-mobster. I tried to steal someones one time b/c they were about to get banned for bashing ND and it took 900 from me.
 
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KAPLAN said:
Sounds like someone is trying to be a V-mobster. I tried to steal someones one time b/c they were about to get banned for bashing ND and it took 900 from me.
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Is that how the thief works? I wondered. So if you try to steal 5000 from someone and it dont work; it takes 5000 from me?
 
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KAPLAN said:
Heard he moved to Mexico after a Jeep incedent but I cannot confirm or deny that.
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Like I said only "myths" and "legends" have I heard about him. He did have a friend once that crapped his pants, have you heard of this guy.
 
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NDChatt said:
Like I said only "myths" and "legends" have I heard about him. He did have a friend once that crapped his pants, have you heard of this guy.
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Heard that Legend once pissed his pants at Waffle House but it might be a myth or legend.
 
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SoCalDomer said:
Nominations accepted for dumbass of the year

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did he really think he could pull that big cart?
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I saw a video of this a couple months back under the title...how to tell if you a$$ is too small
 
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KAPLAN said:
Heard that Legend once pissed his pants at Waffle House but it might be a myth or legend.
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Thats a false myth, however he did crap in an unnamed fraternity's washing machine. Plan a trip to Chicago this fall and the wife and I will go with.
 
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NDChatt said:
Thats a false myth, however he did crap in an unnamed fraternity's washing machine. Plan a trip to Chicago this fall and the wife and I will go with.
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We will be going March or April and then also for an early ND game. We need to plan it so we can see ND and the Cubs. Also planning a trip for the USC game in LA.
 
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KAPLAN said:
We will be going March or April and then also for an early ND game. We need to plan it so we can see ND and the Cubs. Also planning a trip for the USC game in LA.
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Early ND game is fine with me, maybe mid to late September? Leave on friday return on monday?
Why are you going there in March?
 
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No Nick Saban for the loss to Louisiana Monroe is like Pearl Harbor and 9/11? That's jsut stupid and plain wrong
 
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stonebreakerwasgod said:
Agreed.

With Spinner and my agent, and Socal as my counsel......I am prepared to help Kaplan w/ protecting his sizeable fortune.
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I've got a horse ready and waiting in case he refuses. someone else is going to need to do the chopping though. As consigliere, I can't have blood on my hands.
 
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stonebreakerwasgod said:
Those of us older than 30 (more or less) know it's the classic movie 'Strange Brew'.
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I hired an additional assistant back in August. When I give references to a Seinfeld episode, I get deer in the headlights look. That's when I remember I'm not the youngest person in the office anymore. But I'm not vain about it. I'm gonna miss that assistant. :eek:grin:
 
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