You know you have an unhealthy obsession with the Irish when...

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FleaFlicker

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You have a dream that Pete Carroll is trying to recruit your girlfriend away from you. And she starts to fall for the bait.

You get pissed off and make fun of his hair to your GF, in hopes that she will see right through him. But she thinks he is too charming. She then suggests that all three of you just live together. You, Pete, and her.

You basically cry at the thought of spending any time with him, so you just leave them be. Luckily, your GF realizes that Carroll is greasy and comes back to you as you are leaving the house.

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Any of you guys have wierd ND dreams? :)
 

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not like that.... but:

i did have a dream that i was a h.s. star and ND was recruiting me. i was on the sidelines for one of the games, standing next to charlie and ambrose. weis told me to go get suited up b/c he wanted me to go in at slot. i told him i didnt nkow the playbook... so he stared at me, obviously angry, and he chewed me out for making excuses. then i woke up.
 
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You know you have an unhealthy obsession with the Irish when...

You spend more time thinking about how Weis is going to land Taylor Dever than you do considering what to get your wife for Christmas. (sorry, honey)
 
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haha i laughed at all three of those. well done sirs, and all sadly true.
 

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"You know you have an unhealthy obsession with the Irish when"...


For me anyway, I have a couple scenarios !

1.The bottom left of your computer monitor's turning yellow from the nicotine smoke rolling out of the ash-tray, from countless hours of reading ND related stuff.

2.Your wife doesn't come down stairs to say hello when she get's home from work, because she knows she's being ignored.(Needless to say she's anti ND at this point) any good legal advice much appreciated !
 

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This is classic... I too have had many dreams, but none like this...
 
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You have a dream that Pete Carroll is trying to recruit your girlfriend away from you. And she starts to fall for the bait.

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Any of you guys have wierd ND dreams? :)

Hey Flicker,
If I give up my g-f, can we get Griffen and/or Tyler??
 
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I like it--all we're missing now is a campfire, loungechairs, and a cooler...
 

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When you should be studying for finals at ND, but you're more concerned with how the final couple weeks of recruiting are going to pan out for ND.
 
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You have a dream that Pete Carroll is trying to recruit your girlfriend away from you. And she starts to fall for the bait.

You get pissed off and make fun of his hair to your GF, in hopes that she will see right through him. But she thinks he is too charming. She then suggests that all three of you just live together. You, Pete, and her.

You basically cry at the thought of spending any time with him, so you just leave them be. Luckily, your GF realizes that Carroll is greasy and comes back to you as you are leaving the house.

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Any of you guys have wierd ND dreams? :)


You have some serious issues.
 
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FleaFlicker

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Óglaigh_na_hÉireann;103942 said:
No, Pete's not going to take away anyone's girlfriend. Zook? Maybe. But not Pete.

Petey might take your boyfriend though...
 

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You spend more time thinking about how Weis is going to land Taylor Dever than you do considering what to get your wife for Christmas. (sorry, honey)

She dosen't read this board does she? Good thing no one here knows her!
Heh Heh Heh!
 
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you know......Im only 31 but some good advice that is time tested: everything in moderation.

Sometimes I watch an ND game and think " I spent 3 times the lengh of this game on message boards talking about this team" and the game is totally anti-climatic.

All the deep analysis and talk of what somebody saw a recruit eat at breakfast in a mufreesboro TN coffee shop.......

Then you watch the game and its just passes and runs and kicks and its over - either they win or lose and you realize it hasnt affected anything in life that matters........

.......moderation.......thats all
 
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Then you watch the game and its just passes and runs and kicks and its over - either they win or lose and you realize it hasnt affected anything in life that matters........

.......moderation.......thats all

"HERESY i SAY! Burn him at the stake! He's a witch, he's a witch!"

"He turned me into a newt!"
 

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"HERESY i SAY! Burn him at the stake! He's a witch, he's a witch!"

"He turned me into a newt!"

Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah
Seems this thread should be titled "FleaFlicker wants a threesome with Carroll and gf when gf is out of town."

You know you are obsessed with ND football when the neighbors leave town after ND loses.
 
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Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah
Seems this thread should be titled "FleaFlicker wants a threesome with Carroll and gf when gf is out of town."

You know you are obsessed with ND football when the neighbors leave town after ND loses.

You didnt happen to write "Romans Go Home" all over the wailing wall did you?
 

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the obsession hits you when your wife actually wishes you were online for porn instead of browsing ND sites like this great one! But... I actually thought I was a huge ND fan, but after witnessing the members here, I've got a ways to go. Here's to healthy obsessions!!
 
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