Quinntastic
IE's Microbiologist
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Pics or it didn't happen!
I'm disappointed it took this long for the "pics or it didn't happen" comment to get here.
Pics or it didn't happen!
I'm disappointed it took this long for the "pics or it didn't happen" comment to get here.
Was not expecting this when I walked into this thread...what is going on here?
I'm pretty sure posting the pics would get me a lifetime ban and I finally hit 1,000 posts and...I can't give that up!
Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.
I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.
Also? I let him PIIMB.
Was not expecting this when I walked into this thread...what is going on here?
My whole point : Let's turn it back.
After the joy subsided at the good news of your wife's recovery, it dawned on me that we got in a minor dustup during what would have been the worst of it, by the time-frame you outlined.
I had some trouble with family health back then, too. So in my empathy, I feel pretty sheepish, if not low for that aggravated electron assault.
(Even if it wasn't all my fault, because after all you are a fan of the Prince of Darkness, and the Crimson Tide!)
Prince of Darkness??? C'mon Bogs, I'll turn you & ACamp into Bama fans yet.
As for the dustup, I honestly don't recall it. Think nothing of it then.
I'm pretty sure posting the pics would get me a lifetime ban and I finally hit 1,000 posts and...I can't give that up!
Prince of Darkness??? C'mon Bogs, I'll turn you & ACamp into Bama fans yet.. . .
Stay off the drugs.
Too funny. I had the same exact conversation ~five months ago, but it was an Xbox.My wife is still the bomb! We had the following conversation last week:
Me: "I need to confess something to you."
"Oh boy."
"I did something stupid that I shouldn't have done. You're probably gonna kill me, but I want to tell you the truth."
"You bought your amp." (I've been drooling over a new Fender amp for months)
"No! I cheated on you."
"You bought your amp."
"No, no! It was a woman. Big boobs."
"You bought your amp."
"OK, yeah. I bought my amp. How much trouble am I in?"
"Ehh, you're not in trouble. I knew you were going to sooner or later. I'm amazed you held out this long."
My wife is still the bomb! We had the following conversation last week:
Me: "I need to confess something to you."
"Oh boy."
"I did something stupid that I shouldn't have done. You're probably gonna kill me, but I want to tell you the truth."
"You bought your amp." (I've been drooling over a new Fender amp for months)
"No! I cheated on you."
"You bought your amp."
"No, no! It was a woman. Big boobs."
"You bought your amp."
"OK, yeah. I bought my amp. How much trouble am I in?"
"Ehh, you're not in trouble. I knew you were going to sooner or later. I'm amazed you held out this long."
Too funny. I had the same exact conversation ~five months ago, but it was an Xbox.
I broached the topic of my new PS4 with my wife for the first time last night.
She told me originally that I would regret it when I traded in my XB1. I thought for sure she would outlaw my decision to get a PS4 this time, citing "new baby" and "I told you so."
She said, and I quote, "I already told everyone to get you Visa gift cards or Gamestop cards for you birthday. I knew it was coming."
Also, she's 8-months pregnant and she's only had ONE pregnant lady freakout on me, and I essentially brought it upon myself.
She's the bomb!
Bishop, I went back and read your story. I must have looked at it too early in the morning, as I read it as if your WIFE said she cheated on you with a big breasted woman. Still a great story, but now I'm a bit disappointed. It was so much better the other way.
So it's not just me that has that fantasy???![]()
I might need some help. Every time I see this thread bumped I start thinking about my own wife together with a big breasted woman. Now that would be the bomb! Too bad threesomes are off the table. Maybe she'll be okay if I just watch. I've seen a lot of stories like that on the Shag. Maybe that's a Texas women thing, I dunno.
*Slides ulukinatme her business card with a wink*
You're either the greatest woman to ever live or you just enjoy knowing that every time you post, we all start to twitch & sweat.![]()