My wife is the bomb!

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I'm disappointed it took this long for the "pics or it didn't happen" comment to get here.
 

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I'm pretty sure posting the pics would get me a lifetime ban and I finally hit 1,000 posts and...I can't give that up!
 

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Was not expecting this when I walked into this thread...what is going on here?
 

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Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.

I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.

Also? I let him PIIMB.

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My whole point : Let's turn it back.

After the joy subsided at the good news of your wife's recovery, it dawned on me that we got in a minor dustup during what would have been the worst of it, by the time-frame you outlined.

I had some trouble with family health back then, too. So in my empathy, I feel pretty sheepish, if not low for that aggravated electron assault.

(Even if it wasn't all my fault, because after all you are a fan of the Prince of Darkness, and the Crimson Tide!)
 

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My whole point : Let's turn it back.

After the joy subsided at the good news of your wife's recovery, it dawned on me that we got in a minor dustup during what would have been the worst of it, by the time-frame you outlined.

I had some trouble with family health back then, too. So in my empathy, I feel pretty sheepish, if not low for that aggravated electron assault.

(Even if it wasn't all my fault, because after all you are a fan of the Prince of Darkness, and the Crimson Tide!)

Prince of Darkness??? C'mon Bogs, I'll turn you & ACamp into Bama fans yet. :)

As for the dustup, I honestly don't recall it. Think nothing of it then.
 
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Prince of Darkness??? C'mon Bogs, I'll turn you & ACamp into Bama fans yet. :) . . .

Stay off the drugs.

Yeah, what Irish said!

Seriously, I was a bad husband. Two marriages, 27 years. First, I picked poorly. Not saying they were bad, intrinsically. Just that we all were like oil and water, instead of peas and carrots, like I thought, at the time.

But with my second marriage, my ex, as a secret, for no reason planned a whole romantic weekend away, based upon what she believed I would have thought was a perfect romantic weekend. Bed and breakfast, jacuzzi, and nakid sauna, and ND Spring game, (unfortunately it was 2007, but we did get to see Jimmy Clausen as an ee!)

So after all that water under the bridge, I still hold a few memories dear. All that water didn't wash away all the good times!
 

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My wife is still the bomb! We had the following conversation last week:

Me: "I need to confess something to you."

"Oh boy."

"I did something stupid that I shouldn't have done. You're probably gonna kill me, but I want to tell you the truth."

"You bought your amp." (I've been drooling over a new Fender amp for months)

"No! I cheated on you."

"You bought your amp."

"No, no! It was a woman. Big boobs."

"You bought your amp."

"OK, yeah. I bought my amp. How much trouble am I in?"

"Ehh, you're not in trouble. I knew you were going to sooner or later. I'm amazed you held out this long."
 

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My wife is still the bomb! We had the following conversation last week:

Me: "I need to confess something to you."

"Oh boy."

"I did something stupid that I shouldn't have done. You're probably gonna kill me, but I want to tell you the truth."

"You bought your amp." (I've been drooling over a new Fender amp for months)

"No! I cheated on you."

"You bought your amp."

"No, no! It was a woman. Big boobs."

"You bought your amp."

"OK, yeah. I bought my amp. How much trouble am I in?"

"Ehh, you're not in trouble. I knew you were going to sooner or later. I'm amazed you held out this long."
Too funny. I had the same exact conversation ~five months ago, but it was an Xbox.
 

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My wife is still the bomb! We had the following conversation last week:

Me: "I need to confess something to you."

"Oh boy."

"I did something stupid that I shouldn't have done. You're probably gonna kill me, but I want to tell you the truth."

"You bought your amp." (I've been drooling over a new Fender amp for months)

"No! I cheated on you."

"You bought your amp."

"No, no! It was a woman. Big boobs."

"You bought your amp."

"OK, yeah. I bought my amp. How much trouble am I in?"

"Ehh, you're not in trouble. I knew you were going to sooner or later. I'm amazed you held out this long."

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Funny story, sounds like you got a good one
 

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Too funny. I had the same exact conversation ~five months ago, but it was an Xbox.

I broached the topic of my new PS4 with my wife for the first time last night.

She told me originally that I would regret it when I traded in my XB1. I thought for sure she would outlaw my decision to get a PS4 this time, citing "new baby" and "I told you so."

She said, and I quote, "I already told everyone to get you Visa gift cards or Gamestop cards for you birthday. I knew it was coming."
 

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Also, she's 8-months pregnant and she's only had ONE pregnant lady freakout on me, and I essentially brought it upon myself.

She's the bomb!
 
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I broached the topic of my new PS4 with my wife for the first time last night.

She told me originally that I would regret it when I traded in my XB1. I thought for sure she would outlaw my decision to get a PS4 this time, citing "new baby" and "I told you so."

She said, and I quote, "I already told everyone to get you Visa gift cards or Gamestop cards for you birthday. I knew it was coming."

Bishop, a chara,

It isn't just that your wife is a 'good one.' That she is. And then some. Most probably a great one.

What it really is (about), is that you are too. It takes a great one to pick so well. For a fact.

And that is just the beginning.

Once you pick well, you still have to grow well, together. Yes that takes both of you. And one heck of a concerted effort.

So you both have to be 'pretty good ones!' AND you both have to be committed to remain that way.

So here is to the good ones, couples, that put in the effort every day, and taste heaven on earth!

Thanks for sharing, and being a broham. By the way, I was a huge Bama fan, when Joe Willie played for the Crimson Tide.* But I came to my senses at the outset of the Ara era.

Beir bua agus beannacht,

Bogs

* I was six, seven, or eight; and very pliable in the hands of my seniors who should have known better. But Joe went Broadway, and all was good. I won my first sports wager on my fathers 51st birthday, January 12, 1969, in Super Bowl III! Everybody thought I was a Martian or something because I put all my chore money in to wagers on the Jets.

Everything I had. And the rest, as they say was history. I was rolling in wealth for an average 11 year old

The next spring when it was time to do the Mission Bank thing for Lent, I made the mistake of bringing it back next day, full. It was a thing where you put a coin in each slot representing a calendar day during Lent. Mine was loaded day two. It begged the question from Sr. Mary Francine, "Where did all the money come from?" My reply was that I had had a little wind-fall a couple months earlier courtesy of the New York Jets, and she looked at me. One of those looks. It was the only time I have ever seen the Church, or any representative thereof return a cash contribution. Oh well! C'est la vie!
 

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Also, she's 8-months pregnant and she's only had ONE pregnant lady freakout on me, and I essentially brought it upon myself.

She's the bomb!

You've got a real keeper.

There's a 25-year-old guy I work with and he & his wife are expecting their first child next month. He told me that she was moody and mad at him all the time over nothing. Said she got mad at him one day over something so silly & stupid that he laughed. When I asked him how that worked out, he dropped his head and said, "Not too well. I ended up cleaning the house the rest of the day." lol
 

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Bishop, I went back and read your story. I must have looked at it too early in the morning, as I read it as if your WIFE said she cheated on you with a big breasted woman. Still a great story, but now I'm a bit disappointed. It was so much better the other way.
 

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Bishop, I went back and read your story. I must have looked at it too early in the morning, as I read it as if your WIFE said she cheated on you with a big breasted woman. Still a great story, but now I'm a bit disappointed. It was so much better the other way.

So it's not just me that has that fantasy??? :)
 

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I might need some help. Every time I see this thread bumped I start thinking about my own wife together with a big breasted woman. Now that would be the bomb! Too bad threesomes are off the table. Maybe she'll be okay if I just watch. I've seen a lot of stories like that on the Shag. Maybe that's a Texas women thing, I dunno.
 

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I might need some help. Every time I see this thread bumped I start thinking about my own wife together with a big breasted woman. Now that would be the bomb! Too bad threesomes are off the table. Maybe she'll be okay if I just watch. I've seen a lot of stories like that on the Shag. Maybe that's a Texas women thing, I dunno.

*Slides ulukinatme her business card with a wink*
 
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