Hey Jerky! Yes you, why don't i have friends

[ginman]

I've been on here for years and the only friend I have is bogs! Is there something wrong with him,or maybe it's me. Do I smell bad? Am I too crude or is my avatar too sexy? All feedback is appreciated, except from internet bullies....they scare me.
thanks

 

[Booslum31]

I've been on here for years and the only friend I have is bogs! Is there something wrong with him,or maybe it's me. Do I smell bad? Am I too crude or is my avatar too sexy? All feedback is appreciated, except from internet bullies....they scare me.
thanks

I just figured that "friend thing" out recently and got a few friends. I think you have to send a friend request or respond to one to become a friend. I think.

 

[johnnycando]

I don't really even want the friends I have...

Lol! ;P

 

[ginman]

I don't really even want the friends I have...

Lol! ;P

That's a solid point! Fortunately i have elicited no requests so far. Maybe I will have to accept that everyone thinks I'm too good for them!

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

I've been on here for years and the only friend I have is bogs! Is there something wrong with him,or maybe it's me. Do I smell bad? Am I too crude or is my avatar too sexy? All feedback is appreciated, except from internet bullies....they scare me.
thanks

I've never seen you before. Did you teleport here?

 

[ginman]

I've never seen you before. Did you teleport here?

I just got out of prison for drowning puppies, but I don't see how that is relevant to me having no friends!

 

[koonja]

Do you have abs? I'll be your friend.

 

[ginman]

Do you have abs? I'll be your friend.

i have the abs of a 16 yr old boy! will that work?

 

[KPENN]

i have the abs of a 16 yr old boy! will that work?

Koon wouldn't want it any other way.

 

[ginman]

well then, if koon is my friend, who else would want to be my friend?

 

[dshans]

I don't really even want the friends I have...

I KNEW there was a good reason for dropping you from my vChristmas list.

No soup for you!!!

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

I just got out of prison for drowning puppies, but I don't see how that is relevant to me having no friends!

Sadistic bast@rd. Who would do something like that? I hope they were golden retrievers at least, you sick bast@rd.

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Why couldn't you make it kittens?

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Sick bast@rd.

 

[ginman]

Sadistic bast@rd. Who would do something like that? I hope they were golden retrievers at least, you sick bast@rd.

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Why couldn't you make it kittens?

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Sick bast@rd.

next time! i usually cook them as a chicken substitute!

 

[Circa]

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... and Facebook Friends cant be counted by the technologically retarded people.

 

[Blazers46]

well then, if koon is my friend, who else would want to be my friend?

I will be a pioneer and proudly say that I, Blazers46, will be your friend.

 

[ulukinatme]

I'd friend you, but I barely have time for the IE friends I already have.

 

[ginman]

I'd friend you, but I barely have time for the IE friends I already have.

People are always saying that I have such a cute face and I just need too lose a few pounds b/c i have such a great personality! If I did all that would you maybe then reconsider?

 

[Quinntastic]

I'd friend you, but I barely have time for the IE friends I already have.

Not to mention the IE girlfriend he has!



But back to you, ginman. I mean, I could send you a friend request but do you really want to accept friend requests from people after you make a thread about not having friends? They wouldn't be genuine friend requests, right? That'd be like me going up to a group of people at work and being like, "Why haven't any of you friend requested me on Facebook? You guys! I'm so lonely"

I mean, they're probably going to send me pity friend requests but do I really want them if they're given out of pity?






































On second thought, I totally would. Keep on keeping on, ginman.

 

[ulukinatme]

People are always saying that I have such a cute face and I just need too lose a few pounds b/c i have such a great personality! If I did all that would you maybe then reconsider?

Are you looking for IE friends or a date? If it's the later, checkout the "Question about a girl" thread, or PM Acamp...if the government hasn't exterminated him.

Not to mention the IE girlfriend he has!

The problem is we're not communicating and she won't make time for me! I went to go see Star Wars with the guys because she was too busy. I had to go Han Solo when I got home that night.

 

[Quinntastic]

The problem is we're not communicating and she won't make time for me! I went to go see Star Wars with the guys because she was too busy. I had to go Han Solo when I got home that night.

*rimshot*


Also, you wouldn't be able to keep up with me. Haven't met a guy yet who has... I think I may have a problem, actually.

 

[Irish YJ]

May I suggest a "Lonely IEers" social club?

 

[Quinntastic]

May I suggest a "Lonely IEers" social club?

In which ginman is the lone member?

 

[Irish#1]

This isn't Facebook. Zuckerberg can hook you up.

 

[Irish YJ]

In which ginman is the lone member?

Maybe ginman is more like

 

[Irish YJ]

This isn't Facebook. Zuckerberg can hook you up.

Says the guy who has 29 IE friends
Don't make me unfriend you lol

 

[ginman]

The loneliness is the most difficult part. Some of the cool kids on here have all kinds of virtual beer and cake....mmmmm - maybe that will be me one day if I just put more effort into this.

pleeeeasssseeee friend me!!!!!!!!!!! Compelling?

 

[ulukinatme]

397 posts in a little over 3 years? I see the problem. People can't be friends with a ghost! That's an average of one post every 3 days. Still won't be your friend till you quit blowing us off, but the first round is on me, enjoy a beer.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've been on here for years and the only friend I have is bogs! Is there something wrong with him,or maybe it's me. Do I smell bad? Am I too crude or is my avatar too sexy? All feedback is appreciated, except from internet bullies....they scare me.
thanks

I think the biggest problem is your handle. Not quite as bad as something like "Smirnoff Ice Bro", but it still screams "I have questionable taste in booze."

 

[GATTACA!]

I think the biggest problem is your handle. Not quite as bad as something like "Smirnoff Ice Bro", but it still screams "I have questionable taste in booze."

So should I not tell anyone my first username choice before GATTACA! was going to be SexOnTheBeachND?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

So should I not tell anyone my first username choice before GATTACA! was going to be SexOnTheBeachND?

I'll take Words That Have Never Been Used Together for 400, Alex.