SEC Media Days - Questions from the Rest of the Country

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For South Carolina's Steve Spurrier:

- "What do you expect your record to be against Furman, South Alabama and traditional opponent, East Carolina?"

- "After a three point win against Navy three years ago, why not scheduled them again instead of Coast Carolina in the future?"

- "You play only Auburn and Texas A&M from the SEC West while Florida plays Alabama and LSU. Last year you played Arkansas and Mississippi State. Florida played LSU and Arkansas as well. Are you ready for Alabama and LSU on the schedule?"

- "Every preseason ranking has Notre Dame in their top 20. Which SEC team will you substitute for them in your voting?"
 

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For Mississippi State's Dan Mullen:

- "In the SEC, only Ole Miss's stadium is smaller than yours at 55,000 seats. Can you evaluate your chances of attracting a Michigan or Ohio State, for instance, to Starkville?"

- "Where is Starkville?"

- "On-line ticket prices for the televised home game against UAB are going from $9 and prices for home game against UT Martin are from $8. How are season tickets sales this year?"
 
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For Mississippi State's Dan Mullen:

- "In the SEC, only Ole Miss's stadium is smaller than yours at 55,000 seats. Can you evaluate your chances of attracting a Michigan or Ohio State, for instance, to Starkville?"

- "Where is Starkville?"

- "On-line ticket prices for the televised home game against UAB are going from $9 and prices for home game against UT Martin are from $8. How are season tickets sales this year?"

"How many banners do you guys put up every time Bama wins a chapmionship??"
 

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For Tennessee: “You’re one of the few SEC programs that consistently plays legitimate competition out of conference… shouldn’t you, as an SEC team, eventually start winning some of these games??”
 
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"What exactly does a player have to do to earn a car from your bagman Mr. Saban?"
 

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"What exactly does a player have to do to earn a car from your bagman Mr. Saban?"

Haha... "When you provide a player with a BenzO, then cut or greyshirt him, does the University still pick up the expense report??"
 
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For Les Miles:
"Does artificial grass taste better than real grass?

Follow-up:
"Are you aware of any side effects of eating field turf?"
 

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One thing few people remember about Clowney is that he was *this close* to being a nonqualifier. Even with all of his talent there were a fair number of schools who didn't even have him on their board because they couldn't get him into school.

SC was basically the only one that would take him.
 

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Other questions:

Vandy: "Do you think the current team's grandchildren will reminisce about your 2 game win streak against Tennessee?"

Kentucky: "Are you guys excited to see how far Calipari can take the basketball team this year?"

Florida: "Are jorts part of your wardrobe, or lifestyle?"

Georgia: "How do you think you will fare in the upcoming Taxslayer Bowl?"

South Carolina: "How many years of eligibility does Stephen Garcia have left?"

Missouri: "You guys were a cute little story last year. What decade do you think you can replicate that performance for one season?"

Tennessee: "At what point did you realize Phil Fulmer running a dirty program was the only reason the Vols have ever been successful?"

Ole Miss: "Coach Freeze has done a remarkable job on the recruiting trail. Which bank holds his secret?"

Mississippi State: "(awkward silence).......ummmmm what do cows eat?"

Texas A&M: "Your cheerleaders have penises. How does that work?"

LSU: "How do you plan on convincing Jerry Tillery to take up a fake major to focus on football?"

Alabama: "Which hospital supplies the fresh newborn blood for Coach Saban to suckle on during practice?"

Auburn: "Which is worse: the fact your coach wears sweater vests, or turtlenecks?"

Arkansas: "Have you started a coaching search for the 2015 season?"
 
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For Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M:

- "Would you consider playing a non-conference game outside of Texas? Or playing a non-conference game against a Power conference team?"

- "For the last three years, you have averaged scoring over 45 points per game against SMU. Last year SMU's defense was ranked 99th nationally. Would you consider spotting them 40 points this year?"

- "Looking at the majors for your 43 players on the two deep depth chart, thirty seven had declared majors. Of those thirty-seven, eighteen were majoring in 'Agriculture Leadership and Development'. Another twelve were majoring in 'Sports Management', 'Recreation, Parks and Tourism Science', and 'University Studies'. Which major is most demanding on your players?"
 
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Alabama: "Which hospital supplies the fresh newborn blood for Coach Saban to suckle on during practice?"

Arkansas: "Have you started a coaching search for the 2015 season?"

These two got me.
 
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For Georgia:

"After Rack Em Willie, who would you say is your next most accomplished alumni"?

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For Les Miles, LSU:

- When SEC coaches gather, I understand those from the South (Spurrier, Richt, Malzahn and Freeze) sit at a ("Rebel") card table and the rest of you sit at a ("Damn Yankee") conference table. At the ("Carpetbagger") table, does the question ever arise, "How do you like your grits?"

- Another high profile arrest of one of your multi-year starters occurred about a month ago. When charges are dropped or second degree battery offense is reduced to a misdemeanor, will only those members of your team who have not been arrested vote on his reinstatement?

- Over the last two years, sixteen of your players declared early for the NFL draft and twenty additional players completed their eligibility. Since the end of the regular season last year, nine players have transferred and one more is rumored to be transferring. You have one scholarship QB and two scholarship RBs until the freshman class arrives. How many scholarships are available for your 2015 class?
 

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For all SEC coaches

"All of you who have never offered illegal benefits (money, cars, phones, shoes, etc.) or haven't had grades fixed for your players please explain your rationale." Bueller, Bueller?
 

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For Nick Saban, Alabama:

- Bama - along with almost all the SEC colleges - voted against four year scholarships for recruits. Would Bama consider a rule allowing trading a player for cash? Roll Tide.

- Now that LeBron James has signed his contract, are you re-negotiating? Would you share any raise with your players who cannot pay the full cost of college? Roll Tide.

- Did you take out an insurance policy for accidental death and/or dismemberment for Lane Kiffin for his trip to Knoxville? Roll Tide.

- In your first full recruiting class at Alabama in 2008, nineteen of your thirty-four recruits were from the state of Alabama. In last year's class six out of the twenty-six were from Alabama. Are you capping it at six from now on? Roll Tide.

- What did the Oklahoma fans say that set off that Bama mother at the Sugar Bowl? Rumors have it that they said, "Notre Dame was tougher." Roll Tide.
 

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For Nick Saban, Alabama:
Can you touch on the breakdown in communication between your staff and [Athletic Director] Bill Battle's office that led you to schedule a power-conference program in USC for Week 1, 2016? As a follow-up, what steps are you taking to make sure something like this never happens again? Roll tide.
 

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Coach Saban, what message does it send your players, in terms of academic integrity, when the University itself refuses to correctly add up its own title count???
 
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Can you touch on the breakdown in communication between your staff and [Athletic Director] Bill Battle's office that led you to schedule a power-conference program in USC for Week 1, 2016? As a follow-up, what steps are you taking to make sure something like this never happens again? Roll tide.

Response: We had our marching orders from ESPN. Besides, it's only one game. You're acting like we scheduled USC annually, which would be crazy. We have a side bet. Loser has to hire Lane Kiffin.
 

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Coach Saban, what message does it send your players, in terms of academic integrity, when the University itself refuses to correctly add its own title count???

Saban: Our sports information department has discovered four more national championship, which totals forty something. I was unaware that they played college football during the Civil War. Our players take pride in this.
 
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» Arkansas’ Bret Bielema on Auburn coach Gus Malzahn: “Have you had a face-to-face conversation about player safety?”


Bielema’s answer:
“I can’t say we’re breaking bread together and going to dinner when we can, but I’m not throwing bread at him and rocks and everything else. It’s just what it is. Greatly respected.”

» Bielema on the Missouri rivalry: “Do you feel like it’s being forced a little bit?”


Bielema’s answer:
“You know what, whatever it is, it is what it is. I think the part I really belive in is no matter what the situation is, you wrap your arms around it, kiss it, hug it, make it great. We’ve been told we’re playing Missouri as our permanent crossover, and it will be played on Friday after Thanksgiving. I don’t think you could ask for anything better.”

» On Bielema’s first year in the SEC: “What was the biggest culture shock for you switching from coaching in the Big Ten to the SEC?”


Bielema’s answer:
“Winning versus losing. It’s quite simple. I didn’t come here to lose.”

» Missouri coach Gary Pinkel on renovations at his stadium: “I was wondering where that stands at the present time.”


Pinkel’s answer:
“We have renovation going on right now. It's really just awesome. That's the league. The SEC has had a huge influence on that. We talked about those things prior to getting in the SEC. We have some other things going on with the new indoor facility coming up. I always tell our alumni, I tell them, If you drive by and you don't see cranes up, then something is wrong. In this league you better be building, making yourself better all the time. Our administration gets that. In expressing my opinion of getting in this league several years ago, if you're not committed to investing, don't get in the league because it will swallow you up. You know what an honor it is to coach in the SEC.”

» LSU coach Les Miles when asked about players being drafted early: “Is it kind of a Catch-22 that you can point to all those guys getting drafted but you still have the holes to fill each year?”


Miles’ answer:
“Yeah we’d like to have those guys back. I keep approaching the NFL on an opportunity for us to draft back some of our players that they take. Patrick Peterson, he’d have come back.”

» Miles after earlier mentioning not enjoying vacation in Austin, Texas: “I’d be remiss in asking why you hated your time in Austin so much.”


Miles’ answer:
“Oh, no, no, no. It was just not vacation. I loved it. My daughter’s doing wonderfully there. I enjoy the experience she’s having, OK? But it was not a beach. There was no hotel that I walked out and jumped into the surf.”
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I demand that everyone who gets worked into a frenzy about Koon talking about the body build of recruits and players immediately get pissed off at Bielema.

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