Johnny Football

[ulukinatme]

Maybe it's the airbrushing or the makeup, but she just looks...like plastic or something. Comes off fake, I dunno. She's certainly hot, but I'll take Kate over her.

 

[JughedJones]

Maybe it's the airbrushing or the makeup, but she just looks...like plastic or something. Comes off fake, I dunno. She's certainly hot, but I'll take Kate over her.

I'm with you, man.

Nobody's saying she isn't attractive, but she's... boring attractive. Dull people think she's perfect.

 

[Irishnuke]

Gotta love internet standards.

 

[irishog77]

Anybody else think the odds are >50% that johnny has some sort of crotch-rot STD? Crabs at a minimum, full blown gonorrhea more likely?

 

[GATTACA!]

Maybe it's the airbrushing or the makeup, but she just looks...like plastic or something. Comes off fake, I dunno. She's certainly hot, but I'll take Kate over her.

I'm with you, man.

Nobody's saying she isn't attractive, but she's... boring attractive. Dull people think she's perfect.

The first time she was on the cover of the SI swimsuit issue i would have agreed with you but since then every time i see her her face seems really unattractive. Kate looks good in magazine photo shoots that are highly shopped, JFFs GF is smoking hot in all those instagram photos. JFF GF= Natural beauty

 

[Ndaccountant]

Anybody else think the odds are >50% that johnny has some sort of crotch-rot STD? Crabs at a minimum, full blown gonorrhea more likely?

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[woolybug25]

Maybe it's the airbrushing or the makeup, but she just looks...like plastic or something. Comes off fake, I dunno. She's certainly hot, but I'll take Kate over her.

kate's fat, yo

 

[Wild Bill]

Anybody else think the odds are >50% that johnny has some sort of crotch-rot STD? Crabs at a minimum, full blown gonorrhea more likely?

Somebody's gotta do it - these ladies aren't going to fuck themselves.

 

[NCND]

Gotta love internet standards.

+1 Funny.

 

[ulukinatme]

kate's fat, yo

No, she's got a body that should be celebrated more as oppose to the too skinny models that dominate modern runways

The first time she was on the cover of the SI swimsuit issue i would have agreed with you but since then every time i see her her face seems really unattractive. Kate looks good in magazine photo shoots that are highly shopped, JFFs GF is smoking hot in all those instagram photos. JFF GF= Natural beauty

Yeah, cause this wasn't shopped at all

I'm gonna say something else that will probably get me some flak...but I'm guessing she's had more than breast augmentation done. Natural beauty...most of it, yes.

 

[GATTACA!]

No, she's got a body that should be celebrated more as oppose to the too skinny models that dominate modern runways



Yeah, cause this wasn't shopped at all

I'm gonna say something else that will probably get me some flak...but I'm guessing she's had more than breast augmentation done. Natural beauty...most of it, yes.

I wasn't talking about that photo specifically, just looking through her instagram all the selfies and other random every day photos i doubt shes shopping. Unlike the SI where the girls barely look like themselves by the end.

 

[ulukinatme]

I think she's had some work done though, and not just the breast augmentation. I'm looking at some older photos of her and her face looks a bit different, more natural. It just looks...more plastic now, fake. Give me a girl with "the girl next door" look any day. She's certainly beautiful, just wouldn't be my first pick.

 

[ACamp1900]

I think she's had some work done though, and not just the breast augmentation. I'm looking at some older photos of her and her face looks a bit different, more natural. It just looks...more plastic now, fake. Give me a girl with "the girl next door" look any day. She's certainly beautiful, just wouldn't be my first pick.

Don't lie, your prerequisites for "Would Smash" are:

1.) Preferably female
2.) See number 1

 

[ulukinatme]

Don't lie, your prerequisites for "Would Smash" are:

1.) Preferably female
2.) See number 1

Would smash is completely different than "Is she the hottest thing I've seen."


Would smash many times, no question.

 

[ACamp1900]

Would smash is completely different than "Is she the hottest thing I've seen."


Would smash many times, no question.

Well, duh, she passes your test....

 

[BobD]

http://msn.foxsports.com/southwest/story/report-cowboys-will-figure-out-a-way-to-get-manziel-042814?cmpid=tsmtw%3Afscom%3Anflonfox

 

[woolybug25]

Report: 'Cowboys will figure out a way to get Manziel' | FOX Sports on MSN

Well… that would make sense.

 

[ulukinatme]

Interesting break down of the Patriot's scouting report on Manziel:

Leaked Internal Scouting Report: The Patriots Do Not Like Johnny Manziel

Small snippit:

JL 10/15 - Suspended first half of TXRI game for autograph scandal. Couple of TXTC sources say can't yell/scream at him or he shuts down; has walked away from Kingsbury in the past. Has an avg. work ethic, came to 4 of 32 summer '13 workouts, and quit going to in-season workouts late in '12. Doesn't study the game, said to know about 60% of the offense in '12, never watches film; one source said only time he watched film during '12 was before ALUN. Comes from 'outlaw bloodlines', mom moved the family to Kerrville to get away from father's wild family. Father's family is said to be very shady people, always into something, they are the root of Johnny's personality. 'What you see on TV and how he is portrayed, that's him; but when you talk to him, you'll like him'. Coaches love his tuffs/competes, they want to go to war with him, but 'Johnny will be Johnny' during the week. Knows how to scheme the system, arrogant and full of himself, but he's not smug to coaches. Has been like this since Day 1, has never gone to class, goes to beat of own drum, but has ultimate confidence.

 

[dublinirish]

I read somewhere else TAMU never actually had offensive playbooks, they just gave the players out weekly gameplans every sunday to prepare them for the game ahead that week, so I wouldnt judge him too hard on that "said to know about 60% of the offense in '12" line

also the "outlaw" bloodlines sounds like they were reading the deadspin "expose" on his family ancestory

 

[koonja]

Interesting break down of the Patriot's scouting report on Manziel:

Leaked Internal Scouting Report: The Patriots Do Not Like Johnny Manziel

Small snippit:

That's really cool. I've never seen an actual draft prospect's scouting report before.

Side note, after the draft, I'm so tired of the phrase 'blood lines'.

 

[Cackalacky]

That's really cool. I've never seen an actual draft prospect's scouting report before.

Side note, after the draft, I'm so tired of the phrase 'blood lines'.

Just curious and I will most likely regret this.... but why?

 

[koonja]

Just curious and I will most likely regret this.... but why?

I just think it's overused and makes it sound like they're betting on damn race horses.

 

[Ndaccountant]

I am still pissed with the Browns on this.

I fully expect JFF to tank. When I think of the best NFL QB's, I think of team leaders. Brady, Manning, Brees, Ryan, etc. These are the guys that are going to come in early and leave late. They drive all of the people around them to be better. I don't see this for JFF. How many nights will he be out with Drake partying it up while these other QB's are preparing?

 

[NCND]

I am still pissed with the Browns on this.

I fully expect JFF to tank. When I think of the best NFL QB's, I think of team leaders. Brady, Manning, Brees, Ryan, etc. These are the guys that are going to come in early and leave late. They drive all of the people around them to be better. I don't see this for JFF. How many nights will he be out with Drake partying it up while these other QB's are preparing?

Random but why the "JFF"? I'm seeing that shit everywhere. Lol

 

[Ndaccountant]

Random but why the "JFF"? I'm seeing that shit everywhere. Lol

Johnny Fucking Football

 

[Cackalacky]

I just think it's overused and makes it sound like they're betting on damn race horses.

Its really not to far from reality. Its a three year investment of millions of dollars. Those scouting reports read like thoroughbred reports.

Its also very similar to what we discuss here regularly with regards to NDs recruits and their "famous Parents".

JFF comes from an entitled family with roughneck traditions. He is a me-first guy and from the reports in the link, is used to getting in and out of trouble. The NFL combine, pro-days and draft are not so dissimilar from a horse auction.

 

[NCND]

Johnny Fucking Football

Ha. Figured

 

[ThePiombino]

Its really not to far from reality. Its a three year investment of millions of dollars. Those scouting reports read like thoroughbred reports.

Its also very similar to what we discuss here regularly with regards to NDs recruits and their "famous Parents".

JFF comes from an entitled family with roughneck traditions. He is a me-first guy and from the reports in the link, is used to getting in and out of trouble. The NFL combine, pro-days and draft are not so dissimilar from a horse auction.

Amen to that, and anyone suggesting anything less is only kidding themselves.

 

[ozzman]

my Browns fan friend is adamant that this is fake. Truth hurts I guess. I hope it is real.

 

[koonja]

Its really not to far from reality. Its a three year investment of millions of dollars. Those scouting reports read like thoroughbred reports.

Its also very similar to what we discuss here regularly with regards to NDs recruits and their "famous Parents".

JFF comes from an entitled family with roughneck traditions. He is a me-first guy and from the reports in the link, is used to getting in and out of trouble. The NFL combine, pro-days and draft are not so dissimilar from a horse auction.

Amen to that, and anyone suggesting anything less is only kidding themselves.

I understand and agree. Everyone knows that, but I don't like the media reminding everyone by using terms like 'bloodlines'. I guess it seems weird for me to think of the athletes like that, even though it's reality.

It's not a big deal, I just got tired of the term.