Does anyone think that if mermaids really exist , were trying to enroll early, and reminded you of Trindon Holliday that they should get an exemption to play in bowl games.
Covering each of the points:
1)I have never seen a mermaid, but like CFB DLine units, I don't have to have seen every creature on earth to state, IMO, that Mermaids could exist. And, there was this documentary that makes me wonder if they exist. And, if they do, would I be able to say emphatically that I would be better dressed for work than them? I think I could say that, even if I didn't know whether their shirt matched their fin color.
2)Since they are kind of like fish, and fish swim in schools, we could say they were in school. In school = enrolled (almost)
3)I never really watched LSU play, but I do remember seeing highlights of a very rainy game, and Trindon seemed to move much better on the wet field than the other players. I know that's not like the sea or anything, but the grass was kind of long so it was kind of like seaweed.
Anyhow, to me, IMO, this is pretty compelling logic for them existing/enrolling early/reminding me of Trindon Holliday/getting an exemption. You can't just respond NO outright, as this would be unprecedented.