What Really Grinds Your Gears?

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My #1:

A**holes who throw s*it on the field during sports games, especially D-Bags who throw beer on OF's in baseball games.
 

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When my 90lb bloodhound craps on the sidewalk instead of in the yard.
 

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Dog walker that doesn't pick the **** up ...


Here's one I from today... finding out the hottest chick at work, who you have known for years, has had the hots for you dating back to before you met your wife... oh to rewind six years for just a couple of minutes... ;)
 

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Broadcast sportscasters (and anyone else, for that matter) who substitute "mano a mano" with "mano y mano."

The first means "hand to hand," as in combat; the second "hand and hand," as in "they walked hand and hand toward the sunset."

I'm not a native Spanish speaker and not at all close to fluent, but I took 4th grade Español at a Holiday Inn.

I heard some announcer during the Chargers and Colts game use the "mano y mano" term and what are left of my teeth began to grind ...
 
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Broadcast sportscasters (and anyone else, for that matter) who substitute "mano a mano" with "mano y mano."

The first means "hand to hand," as in combat; the second "hand and hand," as in "they walked hand and hand toward the sunset."

I'm not a native Spanish speaker and not at all close to fluent, but I took 4th grade Español at a Holiday Inn.

I heard some announcer during the Chargers and Colts game use the "mano y mano" term and what are left of my teeth began to grind ...

Grammar Hammer in two languages

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
 

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SC sh1t talking, trust fund baby, douche bag fan that know nothing of the real world, or college football.... But don't stop talking about either as if there experts....
 
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SC sh1t talking, trust fund baby, douche bag fan that know nothing of the real world, or college football.... But don't stop talking about either as if there experts....

Someone out there would have a post for the guy that looks at 'em funny when they are talking football and all of a sudden starts laughing. And when they ask why he replies, "It is because you are talking so tough, I mean you sound like you really know your stuff, and were murder back in your day." And when they ask for further clarification, or explanation the guy replies, "Because you look like a scrawny, pencil necked son-of-a-bitch, who never got down and bloody, in the dirt a day in your life. Who the fvck are you to question some real player (or coaches) effort?"

(That guy was me. Sorry, I have had enough of football "experts." I prefer dumbshiits such as myself.)
 

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Trying to hire people for an entry level position and I can't get anyone to pass the drug test!! That's really got me going right now.
 

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When doctors order C.diff rapid screens on children less than one year of age. Even though I call them and explain to them that 80% of babies less than one year of age are colonized with C.diff naturally and thus any result I get is meaningless to them because it does not indicate if the C.diff found in the stool sample is what is causing the gastrointestinal distress or just the natural C.diff that is colonizing the babies intestines.

Why do they not listen to me!?
 

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When doctors order C.diff rapid screens on children less than one year of age. Even though I call them and explain to them that 80% of babies less than one year of age are colonized with C.diff naturally and thus any result I get is meaningless to them because it does not indicate if the C.diff found in the stool sample is what is causing the gastrointestinal distress or just the natural C.diff that is colonizing the babies intestines.

Why do they not listen to me!?

HA! You said stool.
 

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As an RN, I completely agree. No mistaking that smell! :)

Nope. I can pretty much tell as soon as I open the cup if it's going to be positive or not. Blurgh.

Also, I had a doctor call me last week because one of their patients found a worm in their stool and the doctor wanted to know what to order and how to preserve it on its way to the lab. I instructed her to fill the cup with saline to preserve it and as she's doing it she is going, "EW EW EW. I wouldn't do this for my own KIDS. I don't get paid enough to do this".

To which I replied, "YOU don't get paid enough? I'm going to have to dissect/identify that thing and I get less than HALF the pay you do!"

She shut up after that ;)
 
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When users can't stay connected because the network isn't capable of handling the load and your boss says, "It only happens when it's busy". Duh!
 

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When users can't stay connected because the network isn't capable of handling the load and your boss says, "It only happens when it's busy". Duh!

1) Sh¡t happens.
2) Sh¡t hits the fan.
3) No sh¡t, Sherlock!
 

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People who bitch that things are hard to see because they refuse to put on their glasses, because they don't want to look old. But they have no problem sounding like a grouchy old fart, bitching about small type and dim lighting.
 

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People who bitch that things are hard to see because they refuse to put on their glasses, because they don't want to look old. But they have no problem sounding like a grouchy old fart, bitching about small type and dim lighting.

Haha, this was totally my mom. She used to bitch and moan all the time that she couldn't see the text on the TV or computer screen, but when we'd tell her to put on her glasses she would just say, "Oh no, I don't need those..."
 
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Haha, this was totally my mom. She used to bitch and moan all the time that she couldn't see the text on the TV or computer screen, but when we'd tell her to put on her glasses she would just say, "Oh no, I don't need those..."

Yeah, my mom too! When I was little she would have me stand a step or to beyond her outstretched grasp so she could see the label. I felt particularly like an idiot because of that. So I fixed her. I moved further and further back. One day I walked half way down the isle. She got the point.

Must have been four, but dignity is dignity!
 

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People who bitch that things are hard to see because they refuse to put on their glasses, because they don't want to look old. But they have no problem sounding like a grouchy old fart, bitching about small type and dim lighting.

Time for a dshans stroll down memory lane.

My brother (three years older) is myopic, as am I [Go for it, it's a slow, waist high set-up line] and my older and twin sisters are hyperopic. My parents seem to have finally gotten it right with my younger sister who didn't need glasses – though she did buy "reading glasses" from Walgreens when she hit 45.

I clearly needed glasses long before I got them. I would drive the infielders nuts in Little League and Pony League when I played center field and constantly asked them if the batter was right or left handed. In 9th grade I picked up a friend's glasses and put them on to make fun of him. I thought they magnified. When I went to get my learner's permit at the DMV I failed the vision test miserably. My mother grudgingly accepted that the third of her five children would also be a "four eyes" and took me to an optometrist.

I broke a number of pairs of glasses by putting them in their case, shoving them in a back pocket and then plopping my skinny *** in a desk chair. With the glasses I could read what was on the blackboard from the back, where I was hiding. I couldn't use "glare" as an excuse for not understanding a lesson or taking accurate notes.

Fast forward: I admitted defeat about 20 years ago and got bifocals. I could now probably benefit from trifocals (as did my father when he was about my age) but vanity plays a role.
 

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Time for a dshans stroll down memory lane.......

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Time for a dshans stroll down memory lane.

My brother (three years older) is myopic, as am I [Go for it, it's a slow, waist high set-up line] and my older and twin sisters are hyperopic. My parents seem to have finally gotten it right with my younger sister who didn't need glasses – though she did buy "reading glasses" from Walgreens when she hit 45.

I clearly needed glasses long before I got them. I would drive the infielders nuts in Little League and Pony League when I played center field and constantly asked them if the batter was right or left handed. In 9th grade I picked up a friend's glasses and put them on to make fun of him. I thought they magnified. When I went to get my learner's permit at the DMV I failed the vision test miserably. My mother grudgingly accepted that the third of her five children would also be a "four eyes" and took me to an optometrist.

I broke a number of pairs of glasses by putting them in their case, shoving them in a back pocket and then plopping my skinny *** in a desk chair. With the glasses I could read what was on the blackboard from the back, where I was hiding. I couldn't use "glare" as an excuse for not understanding a lesson or taking accurate notes.

Fast forward: I admitted defeat about 20 years ago and got bifocals. I could now probably benefit from trifocals (as did my father when he was about my age) but vanity plays a role.

I tried reading contacts but my eyes kept getting irritated and after about two months I gave up. I've been walking around with reading glasses on top of my head for about five years now.
 

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People who run red lights. Almost got smoked this morning.
 

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Time for a dshans stroll down memory lane.

My brother (three years older) is myopic, as am I [Go for it, it's a slow, waist high set-up line] and my older and twin sisters are hyperopic. My parents seem to have finally gotten it right with my younger sister who didn't need glasses – though she did buy "reading glasses" from Walgreens when she hit 45.

I clearly needed glasses long before I got them. I would drive the infielders nuts in Little League and Pony League when I played center field and constantly asked them if the batter was right or left handed. In 9th grade I picked up a friend's glasses and put them on to make fun of him. I thought they magnified. When I went to get my learner's permit at the DMV I failed the vision test miserably. My mother grudgingly accepted that the third of her five children would also be a "four eyes" and took me to an optometrist.

I broke a number of pairs of glasses by putting them in their case, shoving them in a back pocket and then plopping my skinny *** in a desk chair. With the glasses I could read what was on the blackboard from the back, where I was hiding. I couldn't use "glare" as an excuse for not understanding a lesson or taking accurate notes.

Fast forward: I admitted defeat about 20 years ago and got bifocals. I could now probably benefit from trifocals (as did my father when he was about my age) but vanity plays a role.

I tried reading contacts but my eyes kept getting irritated and after about two months I gave up. I've been walking around with reading glasses on top of my head for about five years now.

This is what this thread has turned into... :stickoutt

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