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People who read slow in class....also when people are reading aloud and they're at the same part I'm reading.
Ta ta ta today, Junior!
People who read slow in class....also when people are reading aloud and they're at the same part I'm reading.
Dancing.... It's like having sex without the sex part.
- Fans of all schools (Michigan is particularly bad at this) that are all over recruits on social networking
- 9/11 conspiracy theorists
- Conspiracy theorists, in general
- Alcohol/Being around alcohol
- Greed
- Jimmy Clausen's hair circa 2008
After a night of dancing with different girls I always have sex. It's a hell of a lot better when it's not with myself though.
The "that's all right, that's ok, you're gonna work for us some day" chant that my school does whenever we lose a game. I prefer to keep academics off the field/court during a game.
The "that's all right, that's ok, you're gonna work for us some day" chant that my school does whenever we lose a game. I prefer to keep academics off the field/court during a game.
When fans from third rate hockey clubs lecture me about the best team in the NHL... The Pittsburgh Penguins.
The end of football and baseball seasons.
Non-japanese sushi chef's.
Padded bras.
Men that fix their hair to look messy.
My wife's giant key chain with 3 keys and a bunch of crap stuck on it.
This lady who was in the express self-checkout line at the grocery store on Memorial Day weekend. She paid for her purchase entirely in change. I wanted to throttle her.
I also hate when someone uses the self checkout but has 600 items and has no idea how to use the machine.
I have little patience for those who say such things as "Three AM in the morning" or "Four PM in the afternoon."
Fer bloody fugging Chrissakes, "Ante Meridian" IS morning and "Post Meridian" IS afternoon!!!