Reasons to Defeat Barack Obama (plagarized)

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1. Because he was not the one we were waiting for.

2. "Forward"

3. Because Julia needs to get off her lazy, federally subsidized butt, get a real job, and pay for he own damned birth-control pills.

4. Because lots of people fail at their first jobs.

5. Because "Winning the Future" was not a very good slogan back in 2005 when it was Newt's

6. Because the country is ready for its first African-American former president.

7. To give him the free time to write his third memoir.

8. Because he'll have even more "flexibility" after November if he's back in Chicago.

9. Joe Biden.

10. So that dissent will once again be the highest form of patriotism.

11. Because he didn't quite get the message in 2010.

12. For claiming he would cut the deficit in half.

13. And then addiing more than $5 trillion in new debt.

14. To remind him that debt used to be, in his own words, "unpatriotic."

15. Because the buck never stops.

16. For blaming President Bush.

17. For blaming headwinds.
-18. For blaming Japanese earthquakes.

19. For blaming ATM's.

20. He can't get the vice-president to stop calling him "Barack" in public.

21. Gabby Giffords shootiing commemorative T-shirts and pep rally.

22. Because he listened to the Reverend Wright's crackpot racist diatribes for years and then gave us a lecture on racism.

23. For ignoring his own deficit commission.

24. Because of an $800 billion stimulus bill.

25. "Shovel-ready" projects.

26. The non-existence of shovel-ready projects.

27. For joking about the non-existence of shovel-ready projects.

28. Because "jobs created or saved" is Enron accounting.

29. Because there were stimulus grants in imaginary ZIP codes.

30. For proposing a $53 billion high-speed-rail project while Amtrak is still losing hundreds of millions of dollars a year.

To be continued. . .
 
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It's a useless thread that can be argued with another laundry list of reasons not to put Romney in office... No one is the clear cut, ideal candidate.
 
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I thought that the post would be either funny or a post about actual policy, too bad it is neither. :banghead2
 
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Who'saWildManNow said:
It's a useless thread that can be argued with another laundry list of reasons not to put Romney in office... No one is the clear cut, ideal candidate.
Click to expand...

Sure there is.

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The "liberal media elite" is a joke. No such thing. Sarah Palin is the moron who started that BS. Was it the "liberal media elite" who didn't know there was two Koreas or what the Fed was? It must've been the "liberal media elite" who couldn't name a newspaper or magazine she read. Blame the media. Give me a break.
 
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Don't forget, now, my old buddies, nobody is forcing you to read this stuff:

31. For repeatedly citing the 2007 Minnisota bridge collapse as evidence of the need for expanded infrastructure spending when federal investigators ruled that bad design, no dis-repair, caused the collapse.

32. For 613 new federal regulations in the first 33 months of his presidency.

33. And because 129 of those regulations will each cost the economy more than $100 million a year.

34. Because the Small Business Administration estimates the price of current regulations at $1.75 trillion annually--a bigger burden than the corporate income tax.

35. Because his neck must be hurtiing from keeping his chin up in the air for nearly four years.

36. Because Cass Sunstein boasted about an "unprecedently ambitions government -wide review: of regulation that saved only $2 billion per year, or 0.1 percent of the cost of regulatory compliance.

37. "The private sector is doing fine."

38. Because the private sector isn't doing fine.

39. Becuase his administration predicted the stimulus would keep unemployment below 8 percent.

40. February 9, 2009: "If we get things right, then starting next year, we can start seeing some significant improvement" on the emplyment front.

41. Because now we have a 24 percent unemployment rate for people 16 to 19 years old.

42. Because the lowest the unemployment rate was during the Obama administration was 8.1 percent.

43. Because the current unemployement rate is 8.1 percent.

44. Because 4 million Americans have been out of work for more than a year.

45. Because the black unemployment rate is 14.4 percent.

46. And the Hispanic unemployement rate is 10.3 percent.

47. And because the real unemployment rate--including those who have abandoned the job search--is even higher.

48. Because the percentage of working-age Americans who are employed has dropped from 61 percent to 58 percent--and stayed there.

49. Because, in his own words, his "first job is to make sure the economy is growing, the we're creating jobs out there." You said it, not us.

50. Because he spent all of 2007 and 2008 imploring us to send hiim to Washington and, now that he has the job, he can't stop whining about how much he hates it there.

51. Because Nicholas Thompson, the vice president of polling firm The Tarrance Group, while discussing public views of Obama, said that "there's a lot of people who feel sorry for him." We should help them out.

52. Because when unemployement hit 10.2 percent, he extolled the economy's "core strengths."

53. Because in a fundraising e-mail of September 1, 2011, he demanded that Republicans "take action on" a jobs plan tat he had not yet released.

54. Revising his tune on the recovery in December, 2011, he said: "It's going to take more that two years. It's going to take more than one term. It probably takes more than one president." We agree with that last part.

55. Because he promised to "ban all earmarks."

56. But he didn't ban earmarks.

57. And he promised to go "line by line" through legislation.

58. But of course he didn't go line by line through legislation, and in the case of Obamacare apparantly didn't go through it at all.

59. "Let me be perfectly clear."

60. Because corpsmen deserve a president who can pronounce "corpsmen."

To be continued. . .
 
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