What Really Grinds Your Gears?

Black Irish

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People who subscribe to ethnic stereotypes. For instance, someone will say to me "hey, you're Irish, I bet you have a bad temper." So I haul off and punch him in the face and start chucking boiled potatoes at his head, occasionally stopping to take a swig from my bottle of Powers Irish whiskey. Like the man said "that's profiling, and profiling is wrong."
 
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HereComeTheIrish

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People who subscribe to ethnic stereotypes. For instance, someone will say to me "hey, you're Irish, I bet you have a bad temper." So I haul off and punch him in the face and start chucking boiled potatoes at his head, occasionally stopping to take a swig from my bottle of Powers Irish whiskey. Like the man said "that's profiling, and profiling is wrong."

LMFAO....

(Why are you looking at me like that. Wanna fight?)

:)
 

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(Why are you looking at me like that. Wanna fight?)

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BobD

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Women who wear spandex and shouldn't.

Men who wear skinny jeans.

Girls that work at Hooters without them.
 

AvesEvo

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People that don't obey the rules of a four-way-stop. And especially those at a four way stop that follow the car in front of them (whose turn it it) across the intersection. Nothing makes my blood boil like four-way-stop offenders. I seriously would like nothing better than to punch them in the face. Damnit, I'm getting upset just thinking about those four letter words.
 

AvesEvo

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When my wife tells me to choose where we eat and says no to the 5 places I name.

JUST PICK WHERE YOU WANT TO EAT GOSH DARNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh God yes! Or how about this conversation as I am perfectly content:
Her: "Hey honey, you want to do something?"
Me: "Sure... what do you want to do?"
Her: "I don't know, you pick something."
 

no.1IrishFan

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Oh God yes! Or how about this conversation as I am perfectly content:
Her: "Hey honey, you want to do something?"
Me: "Sure... what do you want to do?"
Her: "I don't know, you pick something."


Then shoots down the next 5 things you suggest!
 

RDU Irish

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People who think that humans and dinosaurs coexisted.

People that don't understand the difference between a theory (i.e 9/11 was fake (and no I don't believe this)) and scientific theory (i.e evolution)

People who do not understand the difference between a theory and a proof and turn around and disclaim Intellegent Design arguments with the THEORY of Evolution being "widely accepted." That does not prove anything! Besides, couldn't you integrate the THEORIES and say that evolution is a function of intellegent design to a certain degree?

General ignorance in our society.

People who run around trying to fix things that aren't broken.

"Victims" that think I should pay or change my lifestyle because they are mildly offended or inconvenienced.

Political Correctness and the resulting politicians cowering to the fringe 5% of people that are militant over any given issue.

Our broke a$$ government.

Oh, and my wife.
 

IrishLax

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What everyone said above about the indecisiveness of women.

People from Ohio (not all people, I've got a ton of good friends from Ohio, but you know which ones I'm talking about...).
The Pennsylvania Turnpike.
People who like to talk about politics.
Our economic policies.
People in the media that support untruths about Notre Dame:
-saying Notre Dame plays an easy schedule.
-saying Michael Floyd had 3 DUIs.
-radio hosts that allow a caller to say Michael Floyd raped a girl and not correct them.
 

k1ssme1m1r1sh

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Guys who are 180lbs of hit with the nerve to sit around calling women ugly. Or men who have a giant beer belly and call women fat. Bottom line, unless you look like David Beckham, you really aren't in a position to comment on anyone's looks, especially a woman's.
 

RDU Irish

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Woo Hoo!!! I'm off to the vmall to by some vbling baby!

Thanks guys, I am pretty sure poor gambling choices put me in the vpoor house in the first place but appreciate your vgenerousity.
 

NDFANnSouthWest

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What grinds my gears:

- Loud Talkers
- Selfish people
- Dumb Arrogant PPL
- Know it alls
- PPL that are always LATE

And the #1....is men (term used loosly) that beat their woman!
 
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IrishAlum1997

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It's like porn, you don't wanna see a fat guy with a little weiner, you wanna see a buff guy with a friggin' cucumber giving it! Same principle goes for the gym.

I'm late to the party! Where's Peter North???????
 

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"Why? Because we're Michigan."
 

BeauBenken

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The fact that whenever I talk, I'm not sure if it is because of the tone of my voice or what, but either nobody or everybody hears me, it seems.
 

Whiskeyjack

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Where's Beau? He hasn't posted anything today yet.
 

jason_h537

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People who subscribe to ethnic stereotypes. For instance, someone will say to me "hey, you're Irish, I bet you have a bad temper." So I haul off and punch him in the face and start chucking boiled potatoes at his head, occasionally stopping to take a swig from my bottle of Powers Irish whiskey. Like the man said "that's profiling, and profiling is wrong."

Absolutely fantastic
 

jason_h537

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What really grinds my gears are loud cats.

Thank god for Kitten Mittons

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WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS!?!?!?!?

WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS!?!?!?!?

for those that work in an office building:

i can't stand those individuals that break "man-law". on my floor we have five stalls and three urinals in our men's room.

how come people can't use simple logic and use stalls 1, 3 & 5 for sit down operations only????? how come when i'm in stall five, some numbnutz man-law breaker comes in and sits in stall 4, right next to me when all other stalls are free????

i'm dead serious. it annoys the hell out of me.

also, why does one moron come in to use the center urinal???? really????

man-law for 3 urinals: use 1 & 3 only. if occupied, use stalls 2 & 4 for stand up operations only.

man-law for 5 stalls: use 1, 3 & 5 only. if occupied, find another dang men's room....trust me, there are plenty in the building.

okay, i'm off my soap box. but i really have the urge to bring an air horn to work and when the next idiot sits next to me, i'm going to point it under the bulkhead and let it blow. that'll help scare the CRAP out of them.
 
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BeauBenken

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That I neg repped someone because they made a tasteless joke (if anyone remembers that Kyle Kalis thing), and that person neg repped me back just because I gave them a negative rep. Wow.

Doesn't make me happy because the only other neg rep I've ever got on this site was made on accident and the guy apologized to me about it. :p Grr.
 
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