Who'saWildManNow
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I understand the contradiction in creating a useless thread about preventing useless threads.. Buuut, I think with this useless (useful) thread we can prevent the onslaught of gameday thread abuse..
- Please don't create the "Sky is Falling" thread if Golson opens the game with an INT or a fumbled snap.
- On the other hand, please don't create the "Heisman Contender?" thread if he opens up with a 45 yd td laser to Eifert.
- Really don't want to see the "So what do you guys think so far?" thread at halftime when we've all been discussing it in the gameday thread. There is a post game thread I believe, which is great.
- Could go without the "Diaco's Hair Looks Amazing On Gameday" thread............ Just kidding, I'd totally be okay with that one. But be careful, I heard that if you say "Diaco's hair" in the mirror three times, all your hair falls out because its overwhelmed by a sense of inadequacy and failure.
- Definitely don't start the "Here We Go" thread 5 minutes before the game starts.
- Think twice before the words "Uh oh, Kelly's Purple Face Is Back" leave your fingers. Let's just hope he stays rosy and this advice is not needed.
- You may only start the "Did You Guys See That??" thread under two conditions. 1) You catch someone in the crowd barfing on the person in front of them subsequently causing a string of barfs.. (Sort of like Chunk's movie theater story in Goonies). 2) There is an exceptional side boob sighting, or full frontal of course (female only). You must be able to provide video evidence for both.
Hopefully you can see the humor in this useless, useful thread but also heed the message. This is only my second season on here but I remember laughing at all the threads popping up in and around gameday last year. I'd assume some of the vets on here would agree with the premise of using thread discretion. Maybe, maybe not.
If you disagree with me please start a thread and explain yourself in detail!
GO IRISH, BEAT NAVY
- Please don't create the "Sky is Falling" thread if Golson opens the game with an INT or a fumbled snap.
- On the other hand, please don't create the "Heisman Contender?" thread if he opens up with a 45 yd td laser to Eifert.
- Really don't want to see the "So what do you guys think so far?" thread at halftime when we've all been discussing it in the gameday thread. There is a post game thread I believe, which is great.
- Could go without the "Diaco's Hair Looks Amazing On Gameday" thread............ Just kidding, I'd totally be okay with that one. But be careful, I heard that if you say "Diaco's hair" in the mirror three times, all your hair falls out because its overwhelmed by a sense of inadequacy and failure.
- Definitely don't start the "Here We Go" thread 5 minutes before the game starts.
- Think twice before the words "Uh oh, Kelly's Purple Face Is Back" leave your fingers. Let's just hope he stays rosy and this advice is not needed.
- You may only start the "Did You Guys See That??" thread under two conditions. 1) You catch someone in the crowd barfing on the person in front of them subsequently causing a string of barfs.. (Sort of like Chunk's movie theater story in Goonies). 2) There is an exceptional side boob sighting, or full frontal of course (female only). You must be able to provide video evidence for both.
Hopefully you can see the humor in this useless, useful thread but also heed the message. This is only my second season on here but I remember laughing at all the threads popping up in and around gameday last year. I'd assume some of the vets on here would agree with the premise of using thread discretion. Maybe, maybe not.
If you disagree with me please start a thread and explain yourself in detail!
GO IRISH, BEAT NAVY
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