(just to stay in character ... verbiage).
verbage
verbage
variant of verbiage (q.v.).
Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper
Slang Dictionary
verbage
/ver'b*j/ n. A deliberate misspelling and mispronunciation of verbiage that assimilates it to the word `garbage'.
The Dictionary.com definition that describes “verbage” as an assimilation of verbiage with garbage is not worth the consideration of writers whose goal is to write a form of standard English. We already have a wealth of words that can convey the worthlessness of words, one of which is garbage.
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