Wet
(Look, I've been AARP eligible for 12 years based on the first post card I got from those decrepit old farts when I was 48. Clearly I'm a little slow and easily confused in my dotage.)
I also get frustrated when some don't get my (to me) obvious references. I feel an overwhelming need to correct the record.
Get out of my yard! Pour me three fingers of Bourbon. Then three fingers of Scotch. Then three fingers of Irish Whiskey and then ... you get the picture.
Apologies for effing up the thread. SCREW ALL Y'ALL'S!!!!