Wives and the Stupid **** They Say/Do

[GrangerIrish24]

I've kissed my wife in unmentionable places, but damn...yeah, that would still gross me out

Excuse me sir, this is a family website.

 

[Wild Bill]

Mrs Wild Bill just told me she wants to have our fifth child.

 

[ACamp1900]

I've kissed my wife in unmentionable places, but damn...yeah, that would still gross me out

Knowing you’re married to a white girl I couldn’t help but think what this means for you people,… her forehead?

 

[ACamp1900]

Mrs Wild Bill just told me she wants to have our fifth child.

Will you be involved this time??

 

[ulukinatme]

Mrs Wild Bill just told me she wants to have our fifth child.

My wife keeps saying she wants a 4th, problem is her tubes are tied. We keep trying though!
I wish you all the luck, and on some days hopefully twice the luck.

 

[Irish#1]

My wife keeps saying she wants a 4th, problem is her tubes are tied. We keep trying though!
I wish you all the luck, and on some days hopefully twice the luck.

There my friends, is a man with conviction.

 

[Jimmy3Putt]

Mrs Wild Bill just told me she wants to have our fifth child.

Lucky dog! My wife capped the kid count years ago.

 

[Irish#1]

Mrs Wild Bill just told me she wants to have our fifth child.

Labor Day, nine months after Fathers Day.

 

[ReesusCrist]

Knowing you’re married to a white girl I couldn’t help but think what this means for you people,… her forehead?

I assumed he meant Ann Arbor...

 

[calvegas04]

 

[ulukinatme]

I felt this...

 

[dublinirish]

 

[calvegas04]

 

[ulukinatme]

I'm dead.

 

[calvegas04]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[calvegas04]

100% true

 

[ulukinatme]

100% true

It's all part of their strategy!
Also, I would have punched a wall.