Why we hate Michigan

[MNIrishman]

Racism. Bigotry. Bankruptcy. That's the Michigan Difference.

 

[ulukinatme]

I've been to Michigan once in my life, it was for Wrestlemania. There is a...pungent odor when you first cross the border...it's unmistakeable, it's Michigan. I will not go back again.

 

[dshans]

"... and the greatest of these is love."

Lighten up, folks. Focus your disdain and negative energy on the Wolverines and their fans, not the state as a whole.

I mean, I mean, I mean ... they grow great cherries.



And they grant asylum to, as well as tolerate NDOM.

 

[NDJimmy]

Playing Mich every year is too much like being in a league. I'd rather do 2 game sets with lots of other big time opponents.
I won't miss them.

 

[palinurus]

Every lousy driver I have ever come across in NW Ohio on my way to South Bend (blocking the left lane, not using blinkers, cutting in front then tapping the brakes, starting to pass and then hovering in the passing lane in your blind spot) is from Michigan. This is more than enough for me to hate the whole state.

 

[MNIrishman]

"... and the greatest of these is love."

Lighten up, folks. Focus your disdain and negative energy on the Wolverines and their fans, not the state as a whole.

I mean, I mean, I mean ... they grow great cherries.



And they grant asylum to, as well as tolerate NDOM.

Dshans, I recently moved from five miles away from you to more than six hundred, to a place people analogize as the Mississippi or New Jersey of the Midwest. With that lovely description, I feel I have left no doubt as to my whereabouts, and my qualifications for hating the state as a whole.

 

[NorthDakota]

Dshans, I recently moved from five miles away from you to more than six hundred, to a place people analogize as the Mississippi or New Jersey of the Midwest. With that lovely description, I feel I have left no doubt as to my whereabouts, and my qualifications for hating the state as a whole.

Minnesota is like the 4th worst place in the world. You moving to Michigan suggests that you are a prime example of masochism.

 

[MNIrishman]

Minnesota is like the 4th worst place in the world. You moving to Michigan suggests that you are a prime example of masochism.

Huh. I guess I've never heard anyone express strong feelings one way or the other in regard to North Dakota-Minnesota relations. I like hockey as a sport but I just can't hate North Dakota.

 

[scUM Hater]

The state of Michigan is a beautiful place. Ann Arbor is the dirty nasty cesspool. We, the state of Michigan, need to somehow annex that place with a giant wall. Kinda like along the Mexican border.

 

[scUM Hater]

For us in Michigan the worst drivers are the F.I.P.S.....Fu**ing Illinois pieces shjt

 

[NorthDakota]

Huh. I guess I've never heard anyone express strong feelings one way or the other in regard to North Dakota-Minnesota relations. I like hockey as a sport but I just can't hate North Dakota.

Hockey is gross. Not to mention an irrelevant sport here.

 

[MNIrishman]

Hockey is gross. Not to mention an irrelevant sport here.

Irrelevant? UND throws dead gophers on the ice. That's like half the people in North Dakota.

 

[South Jersey Domer]

Hockey is gross. Not to mention an irrelevant sport here.

Huge hockey fan here...PHILADELPHIA FLYERS, BABY!!!

 

[MNIrishman]

Uh oh derailment alert.... F*ck Michigan f*ck Michigan ayuga ayuuuuga

 

[ARALOU]

Sonic, while I agree their fight song is annoying as hell, it can't hold a candle to that sister banging rocky top song the Vols screech out so often.

 

[BGIF]

Sonic, while I agree their fight song is annoying as hell, it can't hold a candle to that sister banging rocky top song the Vols screech out so often.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

 

[ARALOU]

Familiarity breeds contempt.

LOL, true but tell me, does Rocky Top in the key of "southern twang"not annoy the shit out of you? Especially after the 5th first down?

 

[RallySonsOfND]

If anyone is wondering why we hate them, just spend about 30 seconds on MgoBlog.

 

[NorthDakota]

Irrelevant? UND throws dead gophers on the ice. That's like half the people in North Dakota.

Most people here can't skate... And can't tell you any rules regarding hockey. WhoND fans are a very obnoxious minority.

Huge hockey fan here...PHILADELPHIA FLYERS, BABY!!!

On the occasion I watch.... I agree. Flyers all the way.

 

[South Jersey Domer]

Sonic, while I agree their fight song is annoying as hell, it can't hold a candle to that sister banging rocky top song the Vols screech out so often.

[singing]

"Oh Rocky Top you'll never be home sweet home to meeeeee

Fuck you Rocky Top WOOO...Go to hell Tennessee"

My attempt at a new and improved Rocky Top song

 

[South Jersey Domer]

On the occasion I watch.... I agree. Flyers all the way.

You fucking rock, my friend!