What video game are you playing?

[greyhammer90]

Splatoon. Neat.

Are you a squid now? Are you a kid now?

 

[IrishInFl]

"The diligent researcher at the squid lab". Lol, much cringe.

 

[greyhammer90]

Ok real talk guys, did the English translator take a load of vicodin before getting online?

 

[greyhammer90]

"The diligent researcher at the squid lab". Lol, much cringe.

JAF.

Japanese
As
Fuck

 

[tussin]

Hahah grey, you said it best --- this is Japanese as fuck.

 

[greyhammer90]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"I promise, Dylan, it'll be great. I'll do this awesome pose when I say 'TWO' and they'll go fucking WILD!" <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NintendoSwitchPresentation?src=hash">#NintendoSwitchPresentation</a></p>— Jim Sterling (@JimSterling) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/819764076129714176">January 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[IrishInFl]

New Mario! Expected, but nice!

 

[IrishInFl]

Possibly open world Mario!

 

[greyhammer90]

Holy shit yes. Adventure Mario = Best Mario

 

[IrishInFl]

Super Mario Odyssey

 

[tussin]

OK -- now I'm in.

 

[IrishInFl]

Crap. Not until Holidays 2017!

 

[greyhammer90]

I'm tripping ballz or that trailer had a sky whale.

 

[IrishInFl]

New Xenoblade. Cool, but not a big deal IMO.

 

[greyhammer90]

I'm such a reactionary sellout but

FIRE EMBLEM FIRE EMBLEM OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU TAKE MY MONEY I WILL LITERALLY CRAWL THROUGH GLASS

 

[IrishInFl]

Sweet. A console Fire Emblem.

 

[greyhammer90]

Dragon Quest support is huge for Asian markets. Those people love them some dragon quest.

 

[tussin]

That Fire Emblem game won't come out for like 1 year plus I bet.

 

[IrishInFl]

Dragon Quest 10 and 11 on Switch. Huge news.

 

[greyhammer90]

Oh a square enix game. That'll be mildly entertaining when it comes out in 2020.

 

[IrishInFl]

New Shin Megami Tensei. Hell yes.

 

[greyhammer90]

Third party developers with a gun pointing at them just off stage.

"I... I... really think the Nintendo Switch will be... great. We'll totally support it. Swear."

 

[greyhammer90]

Awesome a six year old game will be on the Switch. Fuck you Todd Howard you liar.

 

[tussin]

I think they seriously grabbed some undergrads from NYU to use as translators.

 

[IrishInFl]

Skyrim for switch. Duh. Nice to have mods though.

 

[greyhammer90]

Suda 51 sighting? No more heros?

 

[tussin]

HAHAHAH OMG THESE TRANSLATORS.

 

[IrishInFl]

This translator is obviously high off qualudes.

 

[greyhammer90]

HAHAHAH OMG THESE TRANSLATORS.

Turrable.

 

[greyhammer90]

Ah the Electronic Arts sacrificial lamb. This poor asshole will never be seen again.