Vince Young
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My girlfriend's vegetarian co-worker went out to a restaurant with her mother and ordered a breakfast platter. The co-worker said to the waittress, "I'm a vegetarian, so could you put the bacon off to the side? I won't eat it, but my mother will."
The waittress blinked once, then said, "If you don't want the bacon, do you want sausage instead?"

The waittress blinked once, then said, "If you don't want the bacon, do you want sausage instead?"

