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My girlfriend's vegetarian co-worker went out to a restaurant with her mother and ordered a breakfast platter. The co-worker said to the waittress, "I'm a vegetarian, so could you put the bacon off to the side? I won't eat it, but my mother will."

The waittress blinked once, then said, "If you don't want the bacon, do you want sausage instead?"




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Vince Young

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That joke was retarded but I still fear the EMU

It's not really a joke... it really happened.

Just incredible to me that anybody could be THAT dumb. A customer tells you they're vegetarian, and you offer to replace their bacon with sausage? Huh?
 

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Now if you could somehow get a south park picture of an emu...
 

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My girlfriend's vegetarian co-worker went out to a restaurant with her mother and ordered a breakfast platter. The co-worker said to the waittress, "I'm a vegetarian, so could you put the bacon off to the side? I won't eat it, but my mother will."

The waittress blinked once, then said, "If you don't want the bacon, do you want sausage instead?"
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LOL...that's classic!!!
 

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My girlfriend's vegetarian co-worker went out to a restaurant with her mother and ordered a breakfast platter. The co-worker said to the waittress, "I'm a vegetarian, so could you put the bacon off to the side? I won't eat it, but my mother will."

The waittress blinked once, then said, "If you don't want the bacon, do you want sausage instead?"




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That's one dumb woman.
 

LOVEMYIRISH

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It's not really a joke... it really happened.

Just incredible to me that anybody could be THAT dumb. A customer tells you they're vegetarian, and you offer to replace their bacon with sausage? Huh?

Save the vegetables!!!! Eat a vegetarian!!!
 
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