One day the Trojans were practicing in their stadium when all of a sudden they heard someone in one of the tunnels yelling "Hey you Trojan wussies, you guys suck balls!" so Lane Kiffin tells his biggest and highest paid player to go into the tunnel and take care of the situation. The player charges the tunnel yelling USC! Ten minutes go by and Lane is starting to wonder where his player is, all of a sudden they hear from the tunnel "Hey you Trojan wussies, you guys suck balls!". Lane starts to get a little annoyed, so he gathers his entire defensive line and tells them to charge that tunnel and handle the situation. The linemen charge the tunnel yelling USC! After another ten minutes goes by, Lane is now wondering where his D-line is, then he hears from the tunnel again "Hey you Trojan wussies, you guys suck balls!" Lane can't take it anymore, so he gathers the entire team, tells them to charge that tunnel and bring that heckler to him. The entire team yells USC and charges into the tunnel. After another ten minutes goes by, Lane is standing there staring at the tunnel wondering WTF when he see's one of his players battered and bruised, crawling towards him. The player crawls to Lanes feet and falls to the ground completely spent. Lane bends down and asks him what happened? The player says "It was a trap coach, it was a Notre Dame player and he had a diploma."
