The Future of Football....HFS

IrishSteelhead

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This is absolutely insane. Was gonna put it in the thread for random stuff, but felt it deserves its own thread due to the overwhelming complexity of it.

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football


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Interesting idea but I gave it 10 minutes and it didn't pull me in enough. Maybe if enough posters reply with how great it was, I'll try again later.
 

Old Man Mike

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Didn't look at it --- had the external feel of a virus inserter.

On the question of the Future of Football, though, THAT's a profound question for anyone on IE. To me there are several possibilities based on the injury issue alone.

1). Football can radically change to avoid all head contact and all knee contact --- all contact must be thigh to shoulder. The most radical suggestion would be (paradoxically) the elimination of the Helmet. (having no helmets would be a rather big incentive to not use one's own head as a weapon.) One would be interested in knowing the relative risk for injury between football and rugby, or even Australian rules, for instance.

2). Football can go no tackling at all.

3). Football can (sort of) stay the same but outlaw all play below high school as anything but touch/flag. High school have severe "no head use" rules. College have instant replay on all severe hits; placing offending hitters in the locker room for two games along with their coach. Obviously intentional act-to-injure resulting in banning for at least a season in college, and period in pros. etc.

4). Football can go on basically just as it is with extra "retirement" compensation for players with chronic injuries, but essentially "thanks for the memories."

5). Football lumbers on, sporadically making minimal publicity-motivated non-changes to keep the gladiatorial games and the violent fun going. Devil take the hindmost.

I strongly believe that #5 is how the future will be. Only some gigantic money-taking court case might change that. There's such huge economic power here, plus a populace who couldn't conceive of life with no "pure" football, regardless of the "bad luck" of some players.

I recall a Doonesberry cartoon of two announcers calling a football game.

"Wow! What a Hit!!!"
"VERY Hard!!!
"Bradkowski is still down. What a Hit!!!"
".............."
" Uh. ...... Bradkowski is dead ........."
".............."
"But what a great Ovation the fans are giving him!!!!!"
 

Irish Joe

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All football goes where the NFL goes and the NFL goes where the money is. If they keep having declining ratings, the NFL will have some knee jerk reactions and we'll see changes on all levels (what those changes look like, who knows). If the decline is an anomaly and ratings start trending back up, the arrogant NFL will do absolutely nothing.
 

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Wtf is this? A calendar popped up showing text messages between two people where one person wasn't answering until much later. I kept scanning and I didn't see any connection to football.

Did I just get a virus on my computer or something? If I did, you're getting neg bombed. ha.
 

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I've actually read through a lot of this. It's pretty much one big joke. The premise is that satellites gained consciousness (the initial conversation and the conversation explains the calendar) and are commenting on the status of football in the year 17776. It also jokes that humans became immortal so they contrived bizarre new rules for football given that we can't die/be hurt. Overall, it is hard to get into but there are some funny jokes once you really get into it. But yes, at first it 100% feels like a virus, but as far as I can tell it isn't.
 
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