So today at work...

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I work as the Ohio Union, as I've mentioned here before once or twice, and was packing for tomorrow's events in the basement and was standing by the elevator to up upstairs and sign out for the night. When all of the sudden who walks up and asks me if they can ride the elevator up with me?













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and

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Yeah. Best shift ever.

/coolstorybro


(they were at the Union for a speaking engagement)
 
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No. ****ing. Way.

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In the most non-sarcastic way possible.

I'm totally

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Again, 100 percent serious. lol That's awesome.
 
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Did you tell Alex Morgan how much I'd love to mate with her?
 
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So since you are writing this post I assume the elevator didn't break and ya'll got stuck for hours to bond? Sucks
 
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I'd like to picture it something like this.
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Hot Chick: "Everybody's been real nice."

Buster: "Well, that's because you've got big jugs."

Awesome man.. Secure that memory my friend.
 
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haha well first off I'm 100% telling the truth. You guys know I wouldn't lie to you.

I just stood there with two coworkers wondering "what the hell is going on?!" as we didn't know there was an event with them. It's the same feeling I imagine girls get when they run into Aaron Craft on campus here haha USA! USA!
 
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Of course thats when the elevator doors closed, one of them hit the STOP button, the red lights came on and suddenly Nelly started playing over the elevator speaker. And of course because it was so hot in there, they took off all their clothes..

I can see it.
 
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Wheres the gif w the guy in sweats getting into the elevator when you need it? Was she wearing the painted bathing suit? She was in my mind.



I'm Out - YouTube
 
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I thought that you was going to say Kate Upton. Nice "substitute" though!!! Sorry, jealousy showing, huh?
 
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We need a Kate Upton vs Alex Morgan vs Hope Solo debate in the Gentleman's club.
 
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clashmore_mike said:
There is nothing to debate.
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Aye but there is laddie. Who would you rather be stranded with on a desert island for the rest of your life with? All variables need to be taken into account, such as food gathering, copulation, and basic survival skills.

Food production for instance, although amazing to look at Kate seems to me like too much of a princess. If the the cannibalistic natives captured her and made her queen, without a doubt you would be the main course at her coronation feast. Hope Solo with her physique could take down a wild boar and break its neck with her legs. Alex Morgan could spend all day gathering coconuts and bananas and still look amazing when she got back to camp.
 
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Aye but there is laddie. Who would you rather be stranded with on a desert island for the rest of your life with? All variables need to be taken into account, such as food gathering, copulation, and basic survival skills.

Food production for instance, although amazing to look at Kate seems to me like too much of a princess. If the the cannibalistic natives captured her and made her queen, without a doubt you would be the main course at her coronation feast. Hope Solo with her physique could take down a wild boar and break its neck with her legs. Alex Morgan could spend all day gathering coconuts and bananas and still look amazing when she got back to camp.
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Kate Upton wins hands down. Women who are too in shape don't do it for me. Kate has the right kind of yumminess. Besides, with nothing to do all day, you could hunt and gather. You know.. Like bros are supposed to do? Betty's tend to the flock, of which there would be none, and prepare meals while taking care of their Big Bad Hunter, if you know what I mean.
 
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Kate Upton would win if you were on the island for a year or two, but you have to consider the effects of gravity over a few decades. There aren't bras there my man.

I'd pick Alex Morgan. She is outrageously cute (I would know :) :) :) :) ) and she went to Cal so she's got to have some brains too. It'd be tough to have conversations with Kate Upton after a while.

Hope Solo is a distance third. Very distant.
 
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Buster Bluth said:
It'd be tough to have conversations with Kate Upton after a while.
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Talk about stupid stuff. And then screw again. Then do a patrol. When you come back you'd be ready to plow again.

Rinse, Spin, Repeat.

Nice island life.

Your best scenario would be to have Kate and Alex both on the same island.
 
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Buster Bluth said:
Kate Upton would win if you were on the island for a year or two, but you have to consider the effects of gravity over a few decades. There aren't bras there my man.

I'd pick Alex Morgan. She is outrageously cute (I would know :) :) :) :) ) and she went to Cal so she's got to have some brains too. It'd be tough to have conversations with Kate Upton after a while.Hope Solo is a distance third. Very distant.
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What's to talk about! :)
 
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Buster Bluth said:
Kate Upton would win if you were on the island for a year or two, but you have to consider the effects of gravity over a few decades. There aren't bras there my man.

I'd pick Alex Morgan. She is outrageously cute (I would know :) :) :) :) ) and she went to Cal so she's got to have some brains too. It'd be tough to have conversations with Kate Upton after a while.
Hope Solo is a distance third. Very distant.
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The best relationships are ruined by conversation.

You should have introduced yourself as a bikini painting artist.:yes:
 
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Veer option said:
Aye but there is laddie. Who would you rather be stranded with on a desert island for the rest of your life with? All variables need to be taken into account, such as food gathering, copulation, and basic survival skills.

Food production for instance, although amazing to look at Kate seems to me like too much of a princess. If the the cannibalistic natives captured her and made her queen, without a doubt you would be the main course at her coronation feast. Hope Solo with her physique could take down a wild boar and break its neck with her legs. Alex Morgan could spend all day gathering coconuts and bananas and still look amazing when she got back to camp.
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This is the first thing that popped in my head when I read that.

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BobD said:
The best relationships are ruined by conversation.

You should have introduced yourself as a bikini painting artist.:yes:
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haha well on a serious note if you don't have the chemistry and share interests for conversation then that relationship is going no where fast.
 
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