Old Man Mike
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Since i have just received your final exam papers, and have tossed them down the stairs to determine grades by which step they landed on, I am forced to give full marks to those who figured out that the first half of the journey used up all the time and therefore no [normal] thinking method of getting the whole mile in a minute [i.e. "averaging 60mph"] existed. The correct answer is, therefore: "there is no speed fast enough to do it". The answer "infinity", while satisfying to St. Thomas Aquinas, is outside the textbook we are using in this course.
Persons thinking that the answer is "90mph" are unfortunately incorrect, but are forgiven. There are two common ways that the term "average" is used and "90mphers" are using the other one [which sadly does not apply here.] Most people when asked to "average" something are being asked to get some statistical imaginary enumeration by treating several different entities NOT actually part of a real world physical whole. Example: how much does our offensive line average in weight?? The answer is amusing but applies to no-thing [dash placed in there on purpose]. If the entities or elements are viewed as truly part of one whole, then that commonplace averaging does not apply --- but it is understandable to try to apply it. The driving problem was a Unity. The word "time" required it to be viewed as a holism, beginning to end.
Creative problem-solvers might try to instantly accelerate to the speed of light but even that would take some small time; plus due to the often-quoted [on this IE board] Lorentzian relativistic equations, the vehicle would become "infinitely" --- i.e. immeasurably large --- massive and everything would collapse into a Black Hole. I would have had to give full marks, though, to anyone employing a finely tuned Tachyon-drive system, which would have gone just fast enough time-positive and time-negative to arrive at the bottom "on time".
Concerning the shape-problem: I'm going to have to give full credit to both the Te'o school of philosophy and the LAX school of philosophy. Debate has indicated that the issue resides on the significant "insider" knowledge as to whether depth and shading must exist in the simple shapes. Insider knowledge is good to have, but it makes for a bad general question.
Lastly, as to Beau's ****ing Brainiacs: -----"We are ND!!"
Don't worry. I've known some Ball State profs in my day. They'll teach you this stuff.
Persons thinking that the answer is "90mph" are unfortunately incorrect, but are forgiven. There are two common ways that the term "average" is used and "90mphers" are using the other one [which sadly does not apply here.] Most people when asked to "average" something are being asked to get some statistical imaginary enumeration by treating several different entities NOT actually part of a real world physical whole. Example: how much does our offensive line average in weight?? The answer is amusing but applies to no-thing [dash placed in there on purpose]. If the entities or elements are viewed as truly part of one whole, then that commonplace averaging does not apply --- but it is understandable to try to apply it. The driving problem was a Unity. The word "time" required it to be viewed as a holism, beginning to end.
Creative problem-solvers might try to instantly accelerate to the speed of light but even that would take some small time; plus due to the often-quoted [on this IE board] Lorentzian relativistic equations, the vehicle would become "infinitely" --- i.e. immeasurably large --- massive and everything would collapse into a Black Hole. I would have had to give full marks, though, to anyone employing a finely tuned Tachyon-drive system, which would have gone just fast enough time-positive and time-negative to arrive at the bottom "on time".
Concerning the shape-problem: I'm going to have to give full credit to both the Te'o school of philosophy and the LAX school of philosophy. Debate has indicated that the issue resides on the significant "insider" knowledge as to whether depth and shading must exist in the simple shapes. Insider knowledge is good to have, but it makes for a bad general question.
Lastly, as to Beau's ****ing Brainiacs: -----"We are ND!!"
Don't worry. I've known some Ball State profs in my day. They'll teach you this stuff.