Random Question Thread

[NeuteredDoomer]

Hahaha. Yo momma so poor she be driving in the slo lane on da highway.

Aooooooo!

YouTube - Bachman Turner Overdrive - Roll On Down The Highway
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.


JohnnyK: Ski or snowboard? Neither. I can't walk. Bastage. Go sit on a stalagmite.

Why ask why?

 

[johnnykillz]

Parasail?

Polska Kielbasa
-or-
Bratwurst?

 

[Veer option]

Keilbasa


Microbrew?

-or-

Macrobrew?

 

[johnnykillz]

A keg.

Mortgage
-or-
Rent?

 

[Veer option]

Mortgage


Venison?

or

Elk?

 

[johnnykillz]

Nice.

Elk anyday of the week. Ever had any? I put in this year. I'm a hopin'...

Rifle

-or-

Bow?

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Nice.

Elk anyday of the week. Ever had any? I put in this year. I'm a hopin'...

Rifle

-or-

Bow?

Spear.

@Nootered, yo momma so fat she sits on the toilet to poop!

Frog gigging or deer hunting?

 

[johnnykillz]

Carp Shootin'.

Bait
-or-
Lure?

 

[Irish Insanity]

Carp Shootin'.

Bait
-or-
Lure?

Bait.

Tits or ***?

 

[johnnykillz]

Whoah.

Deja vu.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Whoah.

Deja vu.




Legs.

GoldenITF your momma is so lazy she uses a remote control to operate her remote.

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the Biible?

 

[johnnykillz]

No.

Jihad
-or-
Crusades?

 

[dshans]

Crusader Rabbit

Creamy Smooth or Crunchy?

 

[johnnykillz]

Jiff.

Nutella
-or-
Falafel

(you hippy)

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'm not a hippy.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?



GoldenITF You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your momma.

 

[RallySonsOfND]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Right.

Audi, BMW, Mercedez or Lexus?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Ford F150

If a boy refuses to sleep during nap time, is he guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Ford F150

If a boy refuses to sleep during nap time, is he guilty of resisting a rest?

Absolutely.

What is the GDP of the US?

 

[woolybug25]

Absolutely.

What is the GDP of the US?

$3.53 give or take a couple pennies.

If your life depended on it, who would you rather share a sleeping bag with, Nick Nolte or Charlie Sheen?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'd give my life.

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

 

[eNDzone]

Yep. Where do you think the idea for portholes came from?

Have you ever been afraid of splitting an atom when you cut into your steak?

 

[johnnykillz]

Have you ever tried to cut a skittle with a mountain?

Did Nostradamus know how he'd die?

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Have you ever tried to cut a skittle with a mountain?

Did Nostradamus know how he'd die?

He did, that's why he invented the flux capacitor.

How many peanuts are in a Snickers?


Yo momma so Fat she works out on a treadmill.

 

[johnnykillz]

So let me guess: Nostrodamus now works for the Federal Reserve...?

 

[eNDzone]

Nostradamus is dead? Why am always the last to know?

Duck or duct tape?

 

[Irish Insanity]

Nostradamus is dead? Why am always the last to know?

Duck or duct tape?

Duct.

Toilet or Torlet?

 

[IrishInFl]

Duct.

Toilet or Torlet?

I sarcastically say terlit.

Bar soap or lotion soap?

 

[johnnykillz]

Who needs showers?


Global Warming
-or-
Global Pandemic?

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

I sarcastically say terlit.

Bar soap or lotion soap?

It puts lotion on the skin.

Where does the vice president live?

 

[johnnykillz]

Guantanamo Bay.

Bohemian Grove
-or-
G-20 Summit?