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Kick in the balls. The pain goes away after a few minutes. Paper cuts suck.

Where's one I have always wanted answered: How do blind people know when they are done wiping? Seriously, this interests me.
 

IHateMarkMay

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My Pornstar name is Johnny Cucumber. haha
coffee over tea.
I get made fun of down in NC for saying pop.
CDs or Records?
 

IrishInFl

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Icehole. I don't want to play anymore.

Well, just one more.

T-bone or Porterhouse?
Tough choice, but I'll go with porterhouse.
t-bone, plane or bus
Plane, bus takes to long for my destinations.
Slappy Spankalot





VENISON

kick in the balls or paper cut between your fingers?
Seriously? Paper cut.
u could put a sawsall between my fingers before i let u kick me in the balls! tea or coffee

Does sweet tea count?

A-cup or D-cup?
 

NankerPhelge

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Potato Chips.

Why in the world would anyone in his right mind ever choose T-bone over Porterhouse?

And to digress (esp. for Neutered's enjoyment):

The teacher brought some venison into her second grade class for the kids to try, and had them try to guess what kind of meat it was. Little Tommy guessed "beef." Nope, guess again said the teacher. Little Sally guessed "pork." No, wrong again said the teacher. "I'll give you a little hint. Think of what your mommy calls your daddy." To which Little Billy responded by shouting: "Hurry, spit it out kids! It's a**hole meat!"
 
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NeuteredDoomer

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Dogs or cats is actually a tough one. Never had a pet, but always liked dogs 1000 to 1 over cats. Until we got us tuxedo kitty. We were inseperable. I was amazed at how smart that kitty was. Amazing.

Oh wait, I digress...

Unless its a housecat, cats are unfriendly. I can pet or play with any stray dog. So I'll vote for:

DOGS.

Coke.

Whiskey or Vodka?
 

NankerPhelge

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[/QUOTE]Whiskey or Vodka?[/QUOTE]

Need you ask? (Which, by the way, is not only an answer, but also a "random question.")
 

NeuteredDoomer

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[/QUOTE]Whiskey or Vodka?[/QUOTE][/B]Need you ask? (Which, by the way, is not only an answer, but also a "random question.")[/QUOTE][/B]

Too clever.

Brunette.

Night.

Trimmed.

Wind or rain?
 
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Rain.

Fires down here out the ying-yang. 150+ days since our last recordable rainfall.
 

Old Man Mike

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Can't leave Neutered hanging and unappreciated so..."none of the above"/ Maureen O'Hara. And now in a desparate attempt to save the universe from the continuance of this thread: Quantum Indeterminism or Everett's Multiple Worlds theory?/
 

IrishInFl

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Quantum indeterminism.

What's the biggest crap you've ever made?
 

NeuteredDoomer

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Inexplicable.

lol.

I was flipping channels and scrolling through IE threads when I caught part of a Rachel McAdams film (Shirlock Holmes?). "Get Smart" was on the next channel with Anne Hathaway, then a commercial came on with Liv Tyler. First time I saw Michelle Monaghan, I thought she was Rachel McAdams and verse visa. Same with Hathaway and Tyler.
 
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