Potato Chips.
Why in the world would anyone in his right mind ever choose T-bone over Porterhouse?
And to digress (esp. for Neutered's enjoyment):
The teacher brought some venison into her second grade class for the kids to try, and had them try to guess what kind of meat it was. Little Tommy guessed "beef." Nope, guess again said the teacher. Little Sally guessed "pork." No, wrong again said the teacher. "I'll give you a little hint. Think of what your mommy calls your daddy." To which Little Billy responded by shouting: "Hurry, spit it out kids! It's a**hole meat!"