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[Reaper97]

Did you over hear that in a hipster coffee shop?


Dude. STFU.

Never had coffee in my life. (Seriously).

Don’t know what a hipster is?

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

My buddy is SpaddyND, over on On3 and you can read his posts yourself if you don’t believe me.

Now go hide somewhere. Dude.

 

[SeekNDestroy]

Never had coffee in my life. (Seriously).

Don’t know what a hipster is?

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

My buddy is SpaddyND, over on On3 and you can read his posts yourself if you don’t believe me.

Now go hide somewhere. Dude.

The Irsay Y is also an available venue.

 

[NDRock]

Did you over hear that in a hipster coffee shop?


Dude. STFU.

RIP dude. RIP.

 

[Reaper97]

The Irsay Y is also an available venue.

I have a membership there.
LOVE the fact they have a pool designated for lap swim only.
But I usually hit the Baxter early mornings.

 

[CanadalovesND]

Never had coffee in my life. (Seriously).

Don’t know what a hipster is?

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

My buddy is SpaddyND, over on On3 and you can read his posts yourself if you don’t believe me.

Now go hide somewhere. Dude.

I know Spaddy. He can be arguementative at times but him and I have had a few good discussions over at On3.

 

[Reaper97]

I know Spaddy. He can be arguementative at times but him and I have had a few good discussions over at On3.

He’s a good dude.
Me & him argue often, but it’s good arguments because it’s respectful & we are just disagreeing on certain things.
But his info is pretty legit.
I will always give him credit for that.

 

[Reaper97]

Oh... Spaddy. Say no more. Geez, I feel silly now that I know SpaddyND at ON3 has opinions.

That’s not the point.
When people say, “my buddy” & don’t give a reference, people are within their right to question it.
So I gave my reference, who happens to be a trusted & long time poster on ND boards.
If you don’t like his opinion, fine.
But don’t talk shit to me because I trust his opinion, gave you his info, & told you to read it yourself.

 

[TheRealLynch51]

Never had coffee in my life. (Seriously).

Don’t know what a hipster is?

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

My buddy is SpaddyND, over on On3 and you can read his posts yourself if you don’t believe me.

Now go hide somewhere. Dude.

We get it. You're super cool. You're retired at 44. You're the man. Bow down.

 

[INLaw]

Did you over hear that in a hipster coffee shop?


Dude. STFU.

Ooh shit Yrsay time let me get my jacket on and nachos hat.

 

[IrishBoognish]

That’s not the point.
When people say, “my buddy” & don’t give a reference, people are within their right to question it.
So I gave my reference, who happens to be a trusted & long time poster on ND boards.
If you don’t like his opinion, fine.
But don’t talk shit to me because I trust his opinion, gave you his info, & told you to read it yourself.

Sorry I questioned your internet buddy's opinions.

I know that can hurt and I apologize.

 

[INLaw]

Fight fight fight. I will pick up Irish#1 on the way. Can someone bring scotch

 

[NDMD]

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

Honest question, have you ever seen someone brag about their prowess and threaten to fight someone on the internet and NOT look bad?

 

[NDMD]

@Reaper97 every time you threaten to fight someone and talk about how tough you are I think of this copypasta. I've never seen a supposed grown man so sensitive.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Deirishpisser]

wow...this thread got douchey.

 

[OhioIrish]

Never had coffee in my life. (Seriously).

Don’t know what a hipster is?

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

My buddy is SpaddyND, over on On3 and you can read his posts yourself if you don’t believe me.

Now go hide somewhere. Dude.

This dude is an absolute clown.

 

[Reaper97]

@Reaper97 every time you threaten to fight someone and talk about how tough you are I think of this copypasta. I've never seen a supposed grown man so sensitive.

I have MANY disagreements with people on here & we keep it to football.
But people every now & then don’t keep it to football. They mouth off or threaten others first. I respond.
That’s me.
I don’t like people who mouth off or start stuff.
In this thread, other poster told me to “shut the fuck up” for no reason.
I called him on it.
I don’t hide or bluff.

That’s the problem in society & sometimes in this board, & with you now, is that people run their mouths, start shit, and act like it’s perfectly fine. And when people like me stand up to them, people like you freak out.
I stand up to people.
I always have. I always will.
I posted what a trusted ND poster has said publicly & other guy told me to shut the fuck up. I called him out on it & im the bad guy in your eyes? Okay.
I will never apologize for standing up to people who mouth off or act stupid.
And, this you probably will never understand because you seem meek, is why I make it a thing to say who I am and where you can find me. I’m not running my mouth. If that poster wants to tell me to shut the fuck up, or if you want to call me sensitive, I will let you know exactly where I am.
I am that guy. I stand up for myself and others & don’t care if it hurts your feelings.

 

[Reaper97]

This dude is an absolute clown.

Another mouth runner.

I REPEAT what a trusted ND poster said publicly.
Another poster comes at me.
I respond with FACTS.

You don’t like it and call me a clown?
Once again. Why am I a clown?

 

[INLaw]

https://i.imgflip.com/3sn3ct.jpg

 

[ndfanatic78]

Never had coffee in my life. (Seriously).

Don’t know what a hipster is?

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

My buddy is SpaddyND, over on On3 and you can read his posts yourself if you don’t believe me.

Now go hide somewhere. Dude.

Can someone say butt hurt. Damn I guess we need to schedule sometime at the Irsay gym. You want a cookie for being some violent douche bag who loves fighting.🤣

Some of you guys take this recruiting shit and internet message boards way to serious. My advice go get a fucking life and then a football game won’t make you such a ragging pms bitch.

 

[T-Boone]

achedulw sometime at the Itsay gym.

Slurred speech is a bad sign.

 

[OhioIrish]

Another mouth runner.

I REPEAT what a trusted ND poster said publicly.
Another poster comes at me.
I respond with FACTS.

You don’t like it and call me a clown?
Once again. Why am I a clown?

That’s right, pal — mouth running is what people do on messages boards. They don’t use them as forums to chase self-esteem by repeatedly stating their ass-kicking bona fides. The more you make it about what a badass you are, the less people respect your opinions. But you don’t seem to be aware of this — hence, you are a clown.

 

[IrishBoognish]

Never had coffee in my life. (Seriously).

Don’t know what a hipster is?

I was 23rd AFSTS & 24JSOC, 97-05.
Then fought professionally from ‘08 to ‘15.
I will literally, not figuratively, slap the shit out of your bitch ass mouth.
So don’t try to call me out & tell me to shut the fuck up. I will give you an address on here to one of my many fight gyms you can come express your cunt mouth to. Just ask.

My buddy is SpaddyND, over on On3 and you can read his posts yourself if you don’t believe me.

Now go hide somewhere. Dude.

Wait... I didn't even read all that malarkey.


Did you... Did you just challenge me to a fight because youre sad I don't like your cyber buddy?


Holy geez. I didn't know pro fighters were so fragile. But I accept. Please send me the date and time and we can make the arrangements.

 

[irish2104]

I blocked him and irishdrunk… maybe same person who knows but the downers make these boards miserable

 

[SeekNDestroy]

I’m not trying to speak for Reaper but I think his reaction is fairly normal for someone in his position.

He’s a former D-1 football player and professional MMA fighter; people in “real life” don’t tell him to shut the fuck up. Or call him names. It’s infuriating.

I’m the same way, which is why I told Irish#1 to meet me at the Irsay Y after he told me to stfu. People in “real life” don’t say that to me without learning an important life lesson.

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

I’m not trying to speak for Reaper but I think his reaction is fairly normal for someone in his position.

He’s a former D-1 football player and professional MMA fighter; people in “real life” don’t tell him to shut the fuck up. Or call him names. It’s infuriating.

I’m the same way, which is why I told Irish#1 to meet me at the Irsay Y after he told me to stfu. People in “real life” don’t say that to me without learning an important life lesson.

Cool story, bro.

 

[IrishBoognish]

What would happen if I told you both to STFU in "real life"?

You'd use your "pro fighter" D1 football skills to break me like a girlie man?


Yall need to touch some grass. Meditate. Fucking smoke some weed... something.

 

[SeekNDestroy]

Cool story, bro.

I’m glad you liked it. Would you like a bedtime story? I’ve got two that’ll put you to sleep real quick.

 

[notredomer23]

if you challenge anyone to fight on the internet, you’ve already lost. It’s not that deep. Back to Justin Scott please.

 

[NDRock]

I’m not trying to speak for Reaper but I think his reaction is fairly normal for someone in his position.

He’s a former D-1 football player and professional MMA fighter; people in “real life” don’t tell him to shut the fuck up. Or call him names. It’s infuriating.

I’m the same way, which is why I told Irish#1 to meet me at the Irsay Y after he told me to stfu. People in “real life” don’t say that to me without learning an important life lesson.

We’re on like 25+ years of the internet. If you can’t tell the difference between “real life” and a message board by now then I’m not sure what to tell you.

 

[ndfanatic78]

I’m not trying to speak for Reaper but I think his reaction is fairly normal for someone in his position.

He’s a former D-1 football player and professional MMA fighter; people in “real life” don’t tell him to shut the fuck up. Or call him names. It’s infuriating.

I’m the same way, which is why I told Irish#1 to meet me at the Irsay Y after he told me to stfu. People in “real life” don’t say that to me without learning an important life lesson.

What’s that life lesson? To resort to Neanderthal acts rather than using your words or laughing it off. So you’re saying every time someone has given you an attitude you resort to violence? That’s a good way to get shot or end up in jail. Maybe try reading the 4 agreements or chicken soup for the soul and let things go that are trivial and not life threatening.