Start flirting with the B1G.
I would to this constantly until
Stop letting all your teams have a bye week before our game.
Stop fucking us with your officials for acc games and our home games (where we should be using mac)
Force your narduzzi types to shut the fuck up bashing us about our conference standing or fine them personally to death.
Make us eligible for the best acc bowl spot willing to take us, no fucking we cant have your orange bowl bid. Eat a dick noone gives a fuck about wake or duke or carolina basketball schools.