Like they didn't measure the actual PSI of footballs which is the whole point
I think the point was that they measured the amount of time you need to deflate the ball by 2 psi and did an approximation
of this and the balls were in a satchel that is open and not in a bag.
You do know what a ball bag looks like? It's one of those bag where you can tighten up the opening with a draw string but otherwise it opens up just like that "satchel" did.
Just those two things make the hole thing worthless, but there are other smaller issues as well, such as that the guy did not simulate the exact circumstances by carrying twice as many footballs, etc. The biggest issue is that this guy was going as fast as he possibly could in order to prove a point, whereas the ball boy wouldn't be "racing" in that way. He could have just as easily taken three minutes as 90 seconds. And finally, even if you could prove that it is possible, you can never prove that it actually happened, so this whole exercise is just sensationalist nonsense.
Again missing the point. If the Patriots were indeed trying to cheat, this kid would try to make this look like a quick piss on the way to the field. He wouldn't be taking a three minute metaphoric dump. He would definitely try and move as fast as possible. This theory is further supported by the fact that 1 of the balls was overlooked. By the way, a point which basically destroys any scientific theory. Not only were the Colts balls unaffected, but 1 of the Patriots balls was, too.
Obviously this video wasn't a perfect simulation but the dude successfully inserted a pin into a football, deflated some air, and went in and out of the bathroom in about a minute (I'm adding 20 seconds that they didn't count of his movement to the stall). That's a full 30 seconds of leeway. Perhaps that extra 30 seconds accounts for the time it takes to measure exactly 2 psi or whatever. Or maybe he just locked the door behind him and did it on the floor without going to a stall.
Basically, this just PROVES that it's definitely not IMPOSSIBLE for someone to do this in 90 seconds as some of you are trying to say.