I'm gonna have to do some Longo conditioning between now and Sept 4th to get my self in shape for these hurry up commericals.
Last year: 2 minutes 30 seconds/timeout or 150 seconds.
This year 1 minute, 45 seconds/timeout or 105 seconds.
45 seconds less to:
Turn TV audio on, run to bathroom, pee, run back through den to kitchen, outside to grill, rotate brats, back to kitchen, open fridge, get new Guinness, run back to den, jump in chair, type message in IE GameDay thread to ShaqEvansisgod that "your next 'worse player in ND history post will be your last for the next 24 hours", turn audio of Tom Hammond off.
1 minute, 45 seconds. 105 seconds.
Too short to draw a Guinness from the tap. That takes 119.53 seconds. (I"m a Certified Guinness Perfect Pourer). Canned Draught Guinness must be pored into an appropriate glass in one smooth move. Still have to wait for head before rushing back to den. Too long. Have to get bottled Draught Guinness which can be drunk directly from bottle. Cooler in den would help but keeping Guinness at 42.8 degrees F would be tricky. May have to purchase small frig for den. Now if I could pee while rotating the brats ... Need to see urologist next week for prostate tweek and ban ShaqEvansisgod before the game starts.
Ya gotta adapt to the game plan!