My St. Paddy's Epic Pub Crawl

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The Epic Pub Crawl was successfully completed. I made it to all the bars, safely, from midnight to midnight. And my wife is going straight to heaven for putting up with me. It was a blast. Now I've got a year to figure out how to top it for St. Patrick's Day 2015.
 

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The Epic Pub Crawl was successfully completed. I made it to all the bars, safely, from midnight to midnight. And my wife is going straight to heaven for putting up with me. It was a blast. Now I've got a year to figure out how to top it for St. Patrick's Day 2015.

JESUS!!! Did you just wake up from it?!?!?!?!
 

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The Epic Pub Crawl was successfully completed. I made it to all the bars, safely, from midnight to midnight. And my wife is going straight to heaven for putting up with me. It was a blast. Now I've got a year to figure out how to top it for St. Patrick's Day 2015.

Wait, you went from midnight on Sunday to Midnight on Monday?? seriously?? The whole time just walking around and drinking?? Were places even open the whole time?

Anyway, my SPD was epic as well... Juice boxes everywhere... it's trash pick-up day and our recyclable pin is just bursting with Juicy Juice cartons… so damn street.
 

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The Epic Pub Crawl was successfully completed. I made it to all the bars, safely, from midnight to midnight. And my wife is going straight to heaven for putting up with me. It was a blast. Now I've got a year to figure out how to top it for St. Patrick's Day 2015.

Good to hear.

Setting and achieving goals can be exhilarating.

Mayhaps next year you could simply stretch out on your Laz-E-Boy, with the DVR playing ND football games, a Guinness IV drip (with the occasional Jameson bottle tapped in), a urology drain (with a super-dooper sized collection bag) "installed" and pureed corned beef, cabbage and soda bread in a jumbo sippy cup. An uber capacity Depend® didee might prove useful.

Other advantages: less wear and tear on the wife, less stress on the environment – no gasoline burned, no noxious exhaust and fewer chances of getting creamed by some drunk asshole on the road reduced to 0.

Erin Go Braugh(less)!!!
 
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JESUS!!! Did you just wake up from it?!?!?!?!

I was up at 9:30 the next morning getting coffee at Starbucks. I didn't get too smashed. Hung over? Yes. Near death from alcohol poisoning? No. The boozing was well spread out.
 

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Wait, you went from midnight on Sunday to Midnight on Monday?? seriously?? The whole time just walking around and drinking?? Were places even open the whole time?

Anyway, my SPD was epic as well... Juice boxes everywhere... it's trash pick-up day and our recyclable pin is just bursting with Juicy Juice cartons… so damn street.

I went to the first place to ring in the holiday at the stroke of midnight. Then I went home and got some sleep. The wife and I hit the road the next morning (after standing in an EZPass customer service office because we had to get a new transponder. Weak). So the bulk of the crawl got done from noon to midnight on 3/17. And my liver still works. I'm glad to hear that your juice binge went swimmingly. Keep it street, dawg.
 

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Good to hear.

Setting and achieving goals can be exhilarating.

Mayhaps next year you could simply stretch out on your Laz-E-Boy, with the DVR playing ND football games, a Guinness IV drip (with the occasional Jameson bottle tapped in), a urology drain (with a super-dooper sized collection bag) "installed" and pureed corned beef, cabbage and soda bread in a jumbo sippy cup. An uber capacity Depend® didee might prove useful.

Other advantages: less wear and tear on the wife, less stress on the environment – no gasoline burned, no noxious exhaust and fewer chances of getting creamed by some drunk asshole on the road reduced to 0.

Erin Go Braugh(less)!!!

You party too hard for me, man. I don't think I have it in me to do all that. But reps for the idea. Slainte.
 
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