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daaammmmnnnnn!!! below the belt!
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daaammmmnnnnn!!! below the belt!
rikkitikki08
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But ohh so true
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He also gives you a defensive MVP and a super bowl
rikkitikki08
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and torn bicep injuries
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we have a winner
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.....re: WNBA---some awfully pretty tomboys scattered about on those rosters though.
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?
F'drizzle.
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An Alabama fan gets married and departs with his new bride for a honeymoon. The next day he shows up back at his parents' house. His dad says, "Son, what's wrong? Where's that new bride of yours?"
Son: "Well dad, I went to have sex with her on our wedding night, and I found out she was a virgin!"
Dad: "Ok, so what's the problem?"
Son: "Well, I figured, if she's not good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain't good enough for ours!"
F'drizzle.
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An Alabama fan gets married and departs with his new bride for a honeymoon. The next day he shows up back at his parents' house. His dad says, "Son, what's wrong? Where's that new bride of yours?"
Son: "Well dad, I went to have sex with her on our wedding night, and I found out she was a virgin!"
Dad: "Ok, so what's the problem?"
Son: "Well, I figured, if she's not good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain't good enough for ours!"
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Juwanna Mann.
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lmao.... what a reference
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Neutered: you obviously have not seen Lauren Jackson's "girl" pictures.
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Give me a track/field or cross country lady any day. Please.
Allison Stokke
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Allison Stokke
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Don't know if the above will work, consarned new technology, but, although Neutered's girl is out-of-sight, I find nothing objectionable about Russia's Ilona Korstin either.
Don't know if the above will work, consarned new technology, but, although Neutered's girl is out-of-sight, I find nothing objectionable about Russia's Ilona Korstin either.
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A Letter to the Men's Helpline:
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
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She's awesome.
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Well, 'cept for the fact her hair looks exactly like mine, she's a cutey.
Yeah, yeah, I have sent a pic out to one or two who have axed for it, but my golden brown locks were covered by a hat and the shot (get it? I'm a deer...) was taken in the shadow...
What were we talking about?
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IU FOOTBALL
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two guys are digging a ditch while their supervisor stands above them in the shade near a tree.
the 1st guy asks his coworker, "why are working so hard in the hot sun, while he's up there doing nothing in the shade??".
2nd guy says, "why don't you ask him?". 1st guy says, "okay, i will". he climbs out of the ditch and approaches the supervisor and asks, "why is it that we are busting our humps in the hot sun and you are up here in the shade doing nothing?".
the supervisor says, "intelligience". the 1st guy says, "huh, intelligence?....what do you mean by that?".
so the supervisor takes his hand and places it on the trunk of the tree, then he says "take your fist and hit my hand as hard as you can".
the 1st guy says "okay" and he takes a big swing....right at the last milli second the supervisor removes his hand from the tree. thump, the 1st guy hit the tree. the supervisor looks at him and says, "you see, intelligence".
after the 1st guy shakes the pain off, he climbs back down into the ditch with the 2nd guy. well the 2nd guy asks "well, what did he say?".
the 1st guy says, "he said intelligence". 2nd guy responds, "intelligence??". 1st guy takes his hand and places it on his face, then says...."yeah, intelligence...now take that shovel......"
the 1st guy asks his coworker, "why are working so hard in the hot sun, while he's up there doing nothing in the shade??".
2nd guy says, "why don't you ask him?". 1st guy says, "okay, i will". he climbs out of the ditch and approaches the supervisor and asks, "why is it that we are busting our humps in the hot sun and you are up here in the shade doing nothing?".
the supervisor says, "intelligience". the 1st guy says, "huh, intelligence?....what do you mean by that?".
so the supervisor takes his hand and places it on the trunk of the tree, then he says "take your fist and hit my hand as hard as you can".
the 1st guy says "okay" and he takes a big swing....right at the last milli second the supervisor removes his hand from the tree. thump, the 1st guy hit the tree. the supervisor looks at him and says, "you see, intelligence".
after the 1st guy shakes the pain off, he climbs back down into the ditch with the 2nd guy. well the 2nd guy asks "well, what did he say?".
the 1st guy says, "he said intelligence". 2nd guy responds, "intelligence??". 1st guy takes his hand and places it on his face, then says...."yeah, intelligence...now take that shovel......"